Court damns Center's claim that thumb-sucking is a gay gesture

Wrongly mentioned in the petition pulled Supreme Court's ire

Pulling up the legs of government's stand on decriminalisation of gay sex, Supreme Court of India said "Don't make mockery of the system and don't waste court's time."

Diggy Chacha asks government to ban jokes on homosexuals

LGBT community gets right voice in the form of Diggy Chacha

Voicing the noises of LGBT community in India, one of most afflicted minorities, Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) said "Making mockery or jokes on homosexuals should be banned. I also recommend a legitimate quota for the community."

Shahid Kapoor shocked after watching Saif copying his expressions in Agent Vinod

Plans to sue Saif Ali Khan and Kareena under copyright infringement

India's hottest one-expression-same-expression actor Shahid Kapoor got surprised after watching Saif Ali Khan in Agent Vinod's promos.

Real reason behind Saif Ali Khan's punch on the nose of Iqbal Sharma

Agent Vinod with Agency

The actor told that it was just a demo of the Agent Vinod's punch

Celebrating the completion of his first action movie and compilation of publicity for that action movie, Saif Ali Khan (Saif) started a formal promotional campaign by hitting hard on the nose of Iqbal Sharma.

The actor confirmed that it was a formal launch of the promotional campaign of his upcoming movie 'Agent Vinod' and under his friend and girlfriend's request he showed a demo of that movie.

"Yea that's true. First time I am trying to show my action skills in Agent Vinod. This was a fight to all those who think that I am K-Jo's boyfriend. I can fight and my hand is more than 3 Kg," said hero of Agent Vinod, Saif Ali Khan.

He said "That was perfect punch, a perfect demo of my Agent Vinod's action stunt."

Following the suicidal threat from Vijay Mallya, Government announced farm like debt-waiver scheme for Kingfisher Airlines

Under the scheme a consortium led by SBI and LIC will fund Kingfisher Airlines

After much of a mockery made by Indian banks on a serious issue of Kingfisher's bailout, the King of Good Times, Vijay Mallya threatened Indian government for a suicidal attempt. His threat stirred the Indian political circle and gave favorable results. In an urgent meeting called by Civil Aviation Minister along with Finance Minister, the Indian government decided to infuse billion dollars in the lagging airline company and waive all the debt along with interest it took in yesteryears.

"This is similar to our most successful agriculture debt waiver scheme of Rs71000Cr, which we proudly launched in 2008-09," said Civil Aviation Minister, Ajit Singh who himself is a farmer's son.

Breaking News: IranAir to bail out Kingfisher Airlines

King of good times to stream line supply of liquor to Iran

Two kings which are facing sanctions for different sins have now joined their hands. IranAir, the national carrier of Iran plans to invest in Kingfisher Airlines, India's multi-colour aviation company.

"It was Almighty God's order to us to help janasheer, mausam-e-gulistan and gul-e-gulshan Kingfisher to revive itself," said Farhad Parvaresh, CEO of IranAir.

Poonam Pandey to bare it all if Rahul Baba marries

Showing great courtesy towards Priyanka Gandhi who is concerned over her brother's marriage

India's hottest asset bar and great social worker Poonam Pandey offered to strip down her clothes again if Rahul Baba marries. Development came after Priyanka Gandhi told reporters that she was concerned over Baba's marriage.

"My eyes were so wet when I saw Priyanka's worried face and thought to do something," said Poonam Pandey, a major driving force behind India's World Cup win. Her confidence and belief in the team with some push from her inspirational speech and offer clicked well for Indian Cricket team. Her close associates believe that these inspirational words would also help for Rahul Baba's marriage.

After watching Ek Mein Aur Ekk Tu, Moviegoers demanded customization of actor’s face expressions for getting better film watching experience

Customization will allow audience to watch Imran Khan for 3 hours without irritation

Showing serious displeasure over Imran Khan's acting skills in Ek Mein Aur Ekk tu, Kisan Pal Yadav demanded customization to be carried to moviegoers to improve the film watching experience.

Australia Cricket Fans requested BCCI not to apply law of delivering to Gautam Gambhir in Test matches

Best catching practice to players in slip helped Gambhir gather such support

Australian Cricket fans requested BCCI to retain Gautam Gambhir (Gauti) in all the test cricket matches as an opening batsman without considering whether he delivers or not for the betterment of Cricket.

Israel appointed Pakistani agency ISI to investigate Delhi bomb blast

Finding the truth in the comments of India's Home Minister P Chidambaram (Chiddu Uncle) that India's Intelligence has no 'intelligence', Israel plans to outsource the investigation from Pakistan's ISI.

Times of India to align its news paper prices to rates of raddi in Mumbai

Promoter complained about getting peanuts for his social work

Times of India, India's most entertaining and informative news paper plans to align its prices to the rates of raddi (old news papers). The development came after the company's MD Vineet Jain became furious to see his maid's monthly raddi fetched Rs 180 after spending paltry Rs150 for the month.

US President Candidate, Mitt Romney called Diggy Chacha for his advice

Diggy Chacha's experience to mentor Rahul Baba worked in his favour

A strong contender of US Presidentship, Mitt Romney felt to call most intelligent creature in the universe, right now living in India Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) for taking his advice at the crucial stage when underdog Rick Santorum gaining against Romney.

LinkedIn launched LinkedIn Junior on the eve of Valentine Day to integrate Imran Khan and Prateik Babbar

Fulfilling long standing demands from kid like faces such as Imran Khan, Prateik Babbar and Aftab Shivdasani which never planned to look seniors, LinkedIn Inc. launched new social networking site, LinkedIn Junior.

Salman Khurshid learnt lessons of silence from Manmohan Singh

Buraa mat suno, bura mat dekho aur bura mat bako : Chup raho

In a closed door meeting with Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, Law Minister Salman Khurshid learnt lessons of silence and its power.

ND Tiwari never watched Porn Movies, which improved his sex life

Justifies claims of independent research agency, Times of India

Ex-chief minister and India brand ambassador of Viagra, Narayan Dutt Tiwari justified the claims of Times of India's (TOI) Research Wing that 'Porn' makes men hopeless in bed.

Bollywood hottie Imran Khan caught writing comment on Times of India page

Hollywood director to make a remake of Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu

After watching good critic reviews and poor reader reviews, greatest upcoming talent of Bollywood, Imran Khan tried to convince readers that he is one of the best actors of all times.

Controversial Karnataka Porngate incidence shook Political milkshake, ND Tiwari in focus again

BJP thrashed Sibal's claims said ministers were watching ND Tiwari's clips

A slew of new developments happened after the porngate incidence in Karnataka. A political word-war kept the politicians in ruling as well as opposition parties busy. Kapil Sibal's controversial statement on a small incidence of porn watching Karnataka ministers invited many comments from BJP, particularly focusing on Congress' most trusted, strongest and Viagra's India brand ambassador N.D. Tiwari. BJP raised many points which covered love-n-romance saga of ex-chief minister and governor N.D. Tiwari. DCFC's sex correspondent, Fekky Singh listed few of them.

DCFC ANNOUNCEMENT: DCFC appointed sex correspondent to track various important developments in sex arena

Rising exposure of sex developments and porn related incidences in India forced Diggy Chacha Fan Club (DCFC) to appoint a full time correspondent to track the sex, porn and hardcore entertainment industry. The job scope for the correspondent will be to keep reading news on the Times of India (TOI) and report it to DCFC viewers to get them updated. Today, our Sex Correspondent Fekky Singh will report a slew of new incidences in the Sex world.

God requests Sibal Uncle for premature exit from the earth to judge cases of corruption

God's love to beta Sibal

Poll results: 98% Congressmen said take Sibal away as soon as possible

Impressed by Kapil Sibal's (Sibal Uncle) emotional speech and his nomination in 2G case, God impressed so much that he requested Sibal Uncle for early exit from the earth to join him heaven for judging many pending corruption cases.

"I am so much overwhelmed by beta Kapil's speech that I thought him to make an early exit from the earth and join me in the heaven to resolve all the pending corruption cases which could not be solved on the earth," said God in an interview to Diggy Chacha Fan Club (DCFC) reporter.

Manishankar Aiyer to receive Digvijay Singh Award for his contribution to Indo-Pak peace process

At DCFC we were so enthued that we made a demo picture of this event

Manishankar will be first to get newly started peace award in Pakistan

Pakistan identified Manishankar Aiyer as first person to get recently started and most respectable Quaid-e-Azam Mullah Digvijay Singh Award. The award is for his initiation and contribution to Indo-Pakistan peace process and recognizing Pakistan as powerful state.

Irritated with Times of India comments, Sibal Uncle asks TOI owner to pre-screen all the comments from Arnab Goswami

Pre-screen comments from TOI's online version

There are many things which irritate India's telecom minister Kapil Sibal (Sibal Uncle). These things include social networking sites like Facebook, Twitter and Google +, social networking mouths like Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha), Manish Tewary and freely availability to make comments on Times of India's online version.

Gutkha and Jarda companies battling to rope in Kapil Sibal as their brand ambassador

Sibal may earn million dollars because of his habit to chew his own words

It was a very busy day in Manikchand Gutkha's head office. Every senior manager and director was calling to the different ministry and different official to seal the deal. Every officer was trying to get connected directly to Kapil Sibal's office before any other Gutkha or Jarda company reach him.

Behind the Story: SRK, Shirish Kunder patch up

Shahrukh to reject Family Planning Commission's award of Rs10000

Like most of the movies, story between rivalry of two brothers, Shahrukh and Farah Khan, sorry Shirish Kunder ended in a dramatically positive way. Diggy Chacha Fan Club represents the inside story behind the successful patch up between Khan and Tees Maar Khaan.

Warren Buffett found watching Rakesh Jhunjhunwala's interview

Buffet started following Rakesh-style of investing

In a rare revelation, US's biggest bull Warren Buffent found watching the interview of India's biggest bull Rakesh Jhunjhunwala. This was revealed by Buffett's maid who was then cleaning the floors of Buffet's personal room.