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Wednesday, 14 March 2012

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Rail Minister Dinesh Trivedi had to confirm to other MPs that green-toilet does not mean green bulb fixed in toilet for green signal but it is a waterless utility

Training programme will be arranged for MPs of Parliament to teach how to clean up the mess in the toilet

Loksabha witnessed a record yelling from Member of Parliaments after Railway Minister Dinesh Trivedi announced that Railways will replace open discharge toilets with green toilets. 2,500 coaches will be equipped with bio-toilets next year.

However, unaware of the green-toilet concept, MPs started shouting that they need no green toilets and whatever are provided by Railways are ok.

"Ham kaa kauno jarurat hai in green signal waale toilet ki. Saadhe toilet me hi potty thik se aati hai. Green bulb lagaa ke kauno teer maarana chaahat hai ee Sonia ki government," said Samajwadi Party leader Kamlesh Balmiki.

"Manne ye pataa nahi chal rahaa hai ki sabhi toilets ko green bulb kyo lagwaa rahe hai ye," said Avtar Singh Bhadana, a ruling party MP who could not resist his amazement over the issue. He completed his 6th class from Faridabad, Haryana.

However, few other MPs which are also unaware of the concept supported the idea of Green Toilets. Shri Hari Manjhi of Bihar from BJP who completed his 5th class from Gaya said "Hum kaa serious digestionwaa ka problem hai. Ye green signal waala toilet help kar sakat hai. Hum to ee conceptwaa ko puraa support karat hai."i 

Cool Railway Minister, Dinesh Trivedi answered the questions of MPs and said "Green-toilet is a technology that doesn't use water to clean the toilet and therefore would save million gallons of water."

However, his answer only raised resistance of the MPs who were unaware of cleaning process.

Few qualified and talented MPs were confused over how to clean the mess in the green-toilet. Lawyer by profession, Lalu Prasad Yadav asked "Ee gudbag giri humkaa naahi samajh aat hai. Hum bhi railway kaa minister tha par humne ee sab cheeje naahi ki thi. Hum kaisan khaayenge aur kaisan dhoyenge."

The entire ruckus was out of control of speaker Meira Kumar, whose jaws swolen out of shouting over MPs. 

Finally to end the chaos, Dinesh Trivedi told Lok Sabha MPs that he will arrange a committee which will teach every MP to clean the mess in the toilet which they can forward to their constituencies.
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