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Monday, 13 February 2012

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Salman Khurshid learnt lessons of silence from Manmohan Singh

Buraa mat suno, bura mat dekho aur bura mat bako : Chup raho

In a closed door meeting with Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, Law Minister Salman Khurshid learnt lessons of silence and its power.

"Yes that's true. Madamji was disturbed after Salman Bhaai started playing the role of Diggyji and Sibalji. He was crossing the border line as was only allowed to these two leaders. Therefore, she asked Manmohanji who is well endowed with the power of silence to teach some lessons on how to keep MOUTH shut," said a senior leader in the Congress Party.

He said "In the closed door meeting Manmohanji taught him the lessons to remain silent and its power. He also gave him a new tag line which he himself developed for crucial and critical situations."

"Manmohanji told him to follow the steps of Gandhiji's three monkeys. Bura mat suno, bura mat dekho aur bura mat bako - Chup raho. He also advised Khurshid to stay away from the tempting jobs of Diggy and Kapil as they both were better equipped on handling of the jobs of making mockery of the serious situation," said the party leader.

The party leader also informed us that Manmohanji advised Salman Bhaai to watch movies of John Abraham and new-talent Imran Khan to get the similar kind of face expressions in unusual situations. "Manmohanji also gave his own example and said that nobody comes to know that whether he was angry or disturbed or smiling from his expressions," said the party leader.

When Diggy Chacha Fan Club (DCFC) reporter asked Salman Bhai about the development, he confirmed that.
"It was an eye-opener session and I would also like Chief Election Commissioner (CEC), Mr. S Y Quraishi to join the lecture. It is free of charge and he can be astonished," said Salman Khurshid.

Dakdak Singh, servant at Salman Bhai's house provided some different insights.

"Salman Bhai is serious in planting his wife in that constituency to keep her busy in the party gossips, which will help Salman Bhai to keep his ears and head peaceful and therefore it might be out of tension that he forgot the model code of conduct before polling," Dakdak Singh said.

A senior official at Prime Minister Office said "Prime Minister himself gave personal attention to entire case after President Pratibha Patil forwarded the CEC's objection on Salman Bhai's arguments. Defying the earlier trend, Manmohanji immediately reacted and called Madam Soniaji for making the plan of action and called Khurshidji immediately to report him."

Manmohanji said "I would like to remain silent on the entire matter and will watch the statements of Diggy, Kapil and Janardhan Dwivedi's statements closely and thereafter will give best of the statements based on my assessment of the situation."

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