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ND Tiwari never watched Porn Movies, which improved his sex life


Justifies claims of independent research agency, Times of India

Ex-chief minister and India brand ambassador of Viagra, Narayan Dutt Tiwari justified the claims of Times of India's (TOI) Research Wing that 'Porn' makes men hopeless in bed.

"Yea that's true. I never watched porn movies in the movie theatres despite availability of varieties in the morning shows," said ND Tiwari to DCFC correspondent, Fekky Singh.

"I know it was a real pleasure to watch various items playing different games and tasks on-screen. But my reverence towards the so-called lust and greed in watching porn movies helped me to live healthy sex life in spite of crossing 80 years. Today, I am 86 but still I can challenge many young people. I really felt bad about the young generation which is very focused on the fantasizing world, as like Karnataka ministers who rather than take practicle experience are just watching from border. I never indulged in such a kind of cheap things and have everything clean, clear and transparent in front of my voters," said ND Tiwari.

"Just because my cleanliness and transparency, Diggy asked me to join the race of chief minister of the Uttar Pradesh. However, because of lot of work is still pending I told him that I am unavailable," Tiwari said.


Talking about Viagra brand which he endorsed in India, he said "I have never required such kind of tablets or medicines. Yea but I practiced not to watch famous B-grade or various porn movies like Sheela ki Jawani, Hawas Ki Aag, Haiwaan banaa Pyaar and few more which had various X-Factors. But for the social well being I am promoting that brand in India."


(Reported by Sex Correspondent Fekky Singh)







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