King of good times to stream line supply of liquor to Iran
Two
kings which are facing sanctions for different sins have now joined their
hands. IranAir, the national carrier of Iran plans to invest in Kingfisher
Airlines, India's multi-colour aviation company.
"It was Almighty God's order to us to help
janasheer, mausam-e-gulistan and gul-e-gulshan Kingfisher to revive
itself," said Farhad Parvaresh, CEO of IranAir.
Siddharth Mallya who was in a serious mental
trauma and avoiding high-class parties on account of Kingfisher Airlines
failure as like few actors, Zaid and Fardeen Khan for not to become the talk of
mockery was very happy with the development.
He said “I asked Papa to give me the chance
for giving presentation.”
Market Experts also appreciated steps from
both the parties.
"This is a win-win situation for both
the parties. While developed world every-now and then threatens to visit Iran
for search of atomic blasts, Income Tax Office of India put menaces on
Kingfisher’s head to pay taxes. This partnership can be a major break-through
for both in terms of survival," said Adil Zainulbhai, Country Head
Mckinsey & Co.
After this development came to public, Iran
put sanctions over few European countries for selling the crude oil.
“Iran Air will not send its Jets to these
countries and whatever fuel will be saved will send to Kingfisher Airlines at a
heavy discount rates,” said Farhad Parvaresh.
Both the companies joined hands on the
conditions that IranAir will supply its unutilized oil on account of flight
cancellations from developed world while Kingfisher will incessantly supply branded
liquor. IranAir top management will also get an opportunity to travel from
Kingfisher Air and will be allowed a deep interaction with super-hot Kingfisher
Airhostesses. Kingfisher employees will get 4 Nights and 5 Days free holiday
package every year in Iran.
"Subhaan-Allah, I recently travelled
through Kingfisher flight and motherly feeling that I received from Kingfisher
Airhostesses was mind-boggling. I really felt like I am at home," said Farhad
Parvaresh.
Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad himself
enquired about the development and was very happy about it. He told that he is
eager to interact with Kingfisher's hot crew and taste a range of Kingfisher
wines and beers.
"IranAir's website sucks! I am searching
for the news but the website is not at all showing it. Finally, I called
Parvaresh and he confirmed and I am really happy. This way our relationship
with India will improve," said Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
India's political circle also welcomed the
development. Chacha Digvijay (Diggy Chacha) said "We are very happy that
our Indian private Corporate also showed its hands for the benefits of
minorities. In the fifth phase of UP elections we shall share this information
to Uttar Pradesh voters."
Congress' Second in command after Diggy
Chacha and Mullah
Digvijay Singh Award winner from Pakistan, Manishankar Aiyer said "I
would have loved to see if Kingfisher had joined the hands of Pakistan
International Airlines which would have improved relations between India and
Pakistan."
When DCFC reporter asked Rahul Baba for his
views, he said "What is Kingfisher and Iran? Is Iran aam-aadmi? I would
have to connect with Chacha and then I will give you answer.”
Vijay Mallya was also deeply gratified to Indian
politicians which did not close Kingfisher Airlines and announced a special
package for them.
“I am really thankful to Indian politicians
for their support and cooperation. At this event, I am also announcing a special
package for them of 3months holiday in Iran,” said Mallya.
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