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Sunday, 20 January 2013

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Salman Khurshid beheaded himself just to start peace process with Pakistan again

To reach to an ultimate zone of peace process and de-escalate the tensions between two countries, India's foreign minister cut his own head and presented it to Pakistan's external minister Hina Rabbani Khar to take home and use it as football. This way India showed its eagerness to start peace process with Pakistan again.
"I think we need to start with very firm steps to stop cross border violence. From my side, I initiate peace process with Pakistan by offering it my head," said Salman Khurshid looking at Hina Rabbani Khar.
He said "I am giving my head to Hinaji and let her decide how she can use it in the peace making process. Cutting head is as simple removing nail."
Looking at India's efforts to achieve peace, Hina Rabbani Khar became emotional and with wet eyes she said "I was sure that someday India would leave its notorious and terror approach to the world and would make right steps to achieve peace. I announce India Pakistan friendly Football match and Salman Bhaijaan's head will be used as a ball. I hope both the teams would play with great vigour and mark as a symbol of great human beings."
Salman Khurshid gave a friendly smile to Hina Rabbani Khar, cut his head with a sharp knife and offered it to Hina. He tried to keep it more and more circular so that it looked like football shape. Immediately, almighty cried from skies started raining and sent his own white and circular aura behind his head. 

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