Huge turnout at Asaram Bapu's ashram to learn rapist bhagao mantra

Asaram Bapu's ashram in Ahmedabad has seen a huge turnout of people including girls, women, their family and all people with the psychic of rapists to take his darshan and learn the security techniques and different mantras.

India started living with rape incidences as routine exercise - Survey

Survey

According to a survey conducted by private surveyor, Indians learnt to live with gang rape incidences and insecure life of women. Many of Indians are started thinking over suggestions of Mohan Bhagwat, Asaram Bapu and other political leaders to help secure their women.

Congress leader Digvijay Singh rewarded a big ass hole to RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat

Veteran Congress leader Digvijay Singh gifted a big ass hole to RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat which he was holding for last one decade.

Shashi Tharoor reveals name of all 23 wives and demands divorce law should be named after him

New Book Download on Gang Rape Victim

Government confirmed that offering Rs 15 lakh to rape victim's family means shutting their and protesters mouths

Unconfirmed sources from the government confirmed that the government offered Rs 15 lakh to rape victim's family is just an exercise to shut its mouths along with protesters rather than giving a relief.

'Dented painted' politicians demanded strong laws against rape accused

All Indian politicians, including MPs, MLAs, state level politicians and even a street side political activist raised their voices that a strong law should be made to punish rape accused after victim died yesterday. Coincidentally, all the politicians which include Congress, BJP leaders, DMK, TMC, SP, BSP and Communist Party leaders were dented painted.

Indian Government said 1451th time that it will take strict measures against rape accused (The India Satire Dark Cloud day)

Attributing the urgency to take measures against those who rape innocent girls and women, Indian Government 1,451^th time since 2 weeks back said today that it will take strict action. In a special joint release by Sheila Dikshit and Sushil Kumar Shinde confirmed that it understands the urgency of the matter and will set up a committee under Abhijeet Mukherjee Panel to investigate the high level action.

Today India Satire goes into dark clouds

The India Satire tributes to fighting spirit of the girl and protests against impotent Indian system

India Satire is turning from blue sky to dark cloud. This is protest against the system that doesn't ensure the safety of women and girls in our country. It was an unfortunate demise of the girl who fought for her life. But does the government has any strength to fight for us.

Finally, after coming in the limelight Pranab Mukherjee's son promoted to Congress Spokesperson post

After showing his credible statement vomiting skills, the Congress Party has decided to promote Pranab Mukherjee's son Abhishek Mukherjee as party spokesperson. Congress Party in its press release said that if Abhijeet Mukherjee continues to demonstrate his thought process through more such interesting stuff and wakes up the Indian people in similar passion, he would be promoted to Ministerial post in 2014 elections.

President Pranab Mukherjee abandoned his son once-and-for-all after his sexist remark

Demonstrating his eagerness towards law and justice, disheartened India's President Pranab Mukherjee abandoned his son totally for his remarks on women that dented and painted women protesters in Delhi went to discotheques and then turned up at India Gate to express outrage over the gang rape in Delhi.

India and Syria Government signed Police-Army exchange agreement

Marking a new era of friendship, Indian government signed an agreement to swap Delhi Police with Syrian Army in 2013.

Delhi Police Officer talks on his fuckingly awesome health

Delhi Police is in the news for its great energy and vitality in stopping protest at its root and make the people aware that the strength of the law implementation in Delhi is so much that no fucking idiot aam aadmi can protest. Recently, many Delhi Police Officers demonstrated this vigor in the demonstration against rape.

Delhi Police: Strength and Weakness

Delhi Police is famous for protesting protesters rather than crime and criminals. The India Satire identified major strengths and weaknesses of Delhi Police

Home Minister Sushilkumar Shinde visits Dabangg 2 to rejuvenation

To revitalize, rejuvenate and rehabilitate himself, Home Minister and ex-Cop Sushil Kumar Shinde visited a theatre to watch Dabangg 2, said a source.

SP Tulsian sees positive impact of gang rape incidence on the government, recommends buy UPA for long term

Popular stock analyst with success rate of at least 99.9%, SP Tulsian confirmed that the gang rape incidence in Delhi and latter the protests are overall positive for the government and therefore require to buy UPA and Congress at current levels.

Sushil Kumar Shinde took strict action against himself for making notorious statements

Popular for making notorious statements, India's Home Minister took an extreme step and punished himself after comparing Delhi rape protestors with Maoists. Sushil Kumar Shinde pulled out his 6-ft long tongue and convinced media that as he would take action against himself he would also battle against crimes against women and would meet DGPs and Chief Secretaries on 4 January to discuss tackling crime against women across the country.

Delhi Government announced that hyper active genitals of rapists would be replaced to impotents and eunuchs

Doctors identified that hyper active genital of rapists which are real cause for the rapes in Delhi can be replaced with impotents and eunuchs.