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Huge turnout at Asaram Bapu's ashram to learn rapist bhagao mantra

Asaram Bapu's ashram in Ahmedabad has seen a huge turnout of people including girls, women, their family and all people with the psychic of rapists to take his darshan and learn the security techniques and different mantras.
"Since the day Bapuji requested rape victim to chant Saraswati mantra, lakhs of people are coming to our ashram daily just to learn that mantra. Not just families with fear of rape but people with mentality of rapists also visited to learn mantra which is successful against Saraswatiji for avoiding them calling as bhaiyya," said Vishram Guru, a disciple of Asaram Bapu.
Recently, Asaram Bapu said that 3-pronge strategy of chanting Saraswati Mantra, calling rapists as Bhaiyaas and requesting them not to rape could have worked in favour of Delhi gang rape victim. However, this strategy raised tremors of fear among the rapist mentality people.
"We want to rape and lot of rape. But if all girls and women would call us bhaiyya how can we rape. This is inhumane for us. Therefore, we are here to meet Bapuji to know the mantra that contests Saraswati mantra," said one rapist psyche man who was staying in Ahmedabad.
Sachin Srivastava from Lucknow, a father of two teen girls said "Bapuji increased my hopes. Sheela and Sarita, both are now secure."
Sarita, a college going girl said "I am excited to apply Asaramji's techniques. I am eager to meet some rapist and will call him bhaiya while in my mind chant Saraswati Mantra. I will also beg for my life. How thrilling that experience will be!"
Sources said that privillege customers (sorry devotees) of Asaramji Bapu who put some 5-10 lakh rupees donation in the donation box received interesting technique to tackle the rape problem.
"Bapuji told me to put ear phones of my mobile with Himesh Reshmiya singing in it in the ears of rapist. As soon as he hears Himesh's voice he will immediately run away. He told us songs like 'Ashiq Banaya aapne' are good rapist bhagao mantra," said Sukanya, a privillege devotee of Asaramji Bapu.

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