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Sunday, 24 July 2011

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“Our ancestors are freedom fighter, what about yours?” challenges Diggy Chacha

In an another attack on RSS, World’s most intelligent leader and Rahul Baba’s Guru, Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) challenged RSS "Come out with at least five names of its members who fought the freedom struggle".

The RSS, he said, was engaged in spying for the British during the freedom struggle when freedom fighter Chandrashekhar Azad was fighting against the foreign rule. He was obliquely alluding to the BJP's 'Azad Sandesh Yatra' in Bhabhra where the Chief Minister Shivraj Singh addressed a rally of tribals. However, he didn’t disclose the names who were spying at that time. According to Congress sources, this statement indicated that Diggy Chacha Private Intelligence Bureau (DCPIB) will throw some bomb on RSS regarding pre-independence era in near future.

Diggy Chacha didn’t stop there he gave some emotional touch towards the conversation. He said the party had made immense contributions to protect the nation. Congress leaders like Indira Gandhi and Rajiv Gandhi sacrificed their lives fighting against terror. However, he didn’t throw any light whether the party will stop 1% remaining terror. One opposition party leader said that the party wants to enjoy fruits for a long time or till eternity for what their ancestors did before and after freedom fighting. One psychology professor in Meerut said “People usually live in past. Diggy Chacha is facing same problem.”

The leader asked a strange question “Why only those Hindus connected with RSS are caught in connection with terror.” A BJP leader said why he didn’t answer that why only those Muslims connected with Pakistan, Indian Mujahideen are caught in connection with terror and what was Congress did to prevent them from attacking again.

Chacha in his inspiring speech confirmed as a true Hindu who followed the practice of the religion and blamed the BJP for politicizing the great religion. The statement made a great impact and the Congress party workers cheered a lot getting an understanding that finally which religion to follow. One Congress party worker said actually he was confused whether he was Muslim, OBC, SC or ST. However, after this clarification he is very happy.

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