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Friday, 14 September 2012

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Mumbai Police asked crime to take some rest for the time being as they are busy in Aseem Trivedi's case

Pledge to service Indian leaders, as Aseem Trivedi's case was internal security issue for them
Mumbai Police which is known to be just slightly below great Scotland Yard Police requested rapists, terrorists, naxalists, thieves, chiefs and all other kind of criminals to take a hault for some time so that they can focus on investigation of Aseem Trivedi more rigorously.
Additional Commissioner of Police (West Region) Vishwas Nangre-Patil provided this valuable information to India Satire Correspondent, when he asked the commissioner why for last one week there is no crime registered in Mumbai Police' register.
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"Actually, we asked all the rapists to rape after a month or so. We also talked with other criminals such as terrorists, chindi chor, thieves, robbers, murderers, etc. to stop their criminal activities as we don't have time to held them into jail," said Vishwas Nangre-Patil.
Patil also told that Mumbai Police is inspired with the CID of Sony TV which generally don't entertain any other case till the first case is solved.
"We are a bit ahead than Sony's CID. We actually asked criminals to stop all the crimes for some time," said Patil.
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He said "Aseem Trivedi's case is more important for us as it is an internal security matter for our leaders. We have to give our 110% on the case. Therefore, before entering in this case we talked with all the notorious criminals, which include even Lashkar-e-Taiba, Indian Mujahiddin, all the rapists and murderers to stop their activities for the time being and let us find all the evidences against Aseem Trivedi."
Patil finally said "We are pledged to give our best of services to Indian Politicians which we took before joining the duty and before pledging for any service to Indian people."

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