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Tuesday, 27 September 2011

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“Baba Ramdev is a thug and will always remain one,” Diggy Chacha

Baba Ramdev is getting difficult to claim a seat in Diggy Chacha's esteemed list of innocent people. Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) is not just India's but earth's pride as it is carrying the weight of such a great highly intelligent person on its back who is a jealousy for planet P (where aliens like Jadoo stays). Neighbours envy Owner's pride.

So Diggy Chacha again thrashed Baba Ramdev's claims that he is an innocent and good guy with no links to terror organizations such as RSS. Talking to media persons in Jabalpur, Chacha said "Ramdev was a thug and will always remain a thug."

"He (Ramdev) is duping people in the name of teaching yoga," he said. "His speech is as fake as Rakhi Sawant's smile. If she said that she would like to marry Baba Ramdev and cause losing his virginity, then I am not really surprised; they are made for each other," DCFC reporter found Diggy Chacha saying in private as he wanted to avoid any controversy against dangerous weapon called "Rakhi Sawant".

Earlier in the day, Ramdev, during his Bharat Swabhiman Yatra in Hamirpur, targeted Prime Minister Manmohan Singh in the 2G scam and said that he should be jailed.

Accusing UPA chairperson Sonia Gandhi of trying to shield P Chidambaram, Ramdev said the Home Minister should also be put behind bars for helping A Raja in the 2G scandal.

"It is difficult to claim place in the esteemed list of Diggy Chacha's innocent people," said a close associate to Diggy Chacha. "He is very choosy about it and after a thorough research he includes somebody in the list," associate added. Last inclusion in the list was P Chidambaram (Chiddu uncle).

"Nobody made such a list of innocent people till date. We found list of 25 terrorists from India but for innocent people nobody is included," political expert said without disclosing his name. He said "Suresh Kalmadi, Ashok Chavan, A Raja, Kanimozhi, Osamaji, Amar Singh and Chiddu uncle, names are few." "We think Baba Ramdev has to be arrested once to gain a place in the list," observed expert.

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