Revenge spun Korea based Samsung Electronics
announced that it will sell Korea to buy Apple Inc at whatever prices it is available.
The company made the shocking annoucement after every road side guy started
bullying Samsung's products.
"WTF
yaar! Today my driver told me that he doesn't like to use plagiarised version
of phones and tablets. Therefore, as soon as Apple launch its new tab and phone
he will buy," said Samsung chairman Lee Kun-hee.
He said
"This turned my mind insane and I just decided to sell lagging Korean
Economy and buy Apple Inc which has high
growth potential."
Sources
said that Lee himself has fucked up using his Samsung phone which uses
ridiculous Google Android Operating System and provides useless apps.
"Yea
that's true. But what can I do? Till the time I am stuck to Samsung's
ridiculously copied phone, I am not able to switch to Apple," said Lee.
"Just
his frustration of losing battle against Apple led to take the decision to
acquire Apple," said a source closed to the development.
Further
the source also said that it was rival company's phone that also restricted him
from using.
However,
the questions were asked about how the company with profits of $12bn will
purchase a mega company Apple which has market cap of over $600bn.
Lee said
"I would sell Korea. That's the only option. As it is Korea has no stram
left within as the economy is growing at paltry 4% is better to sell off and
acquire fast growing Apple Inc."
When India
Satire correspondent reached the Korean Government, the comment was Lee
confirmed that he was dreaming buying Apple Inc and no such transaction is
possible.
