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Monday, 18 June 2012

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Charged with Digvijay Singh's statement, Arindam Chaudhuri applied for finance ministry's job

To offer Air Condition toilets to Indians in line with Montek Singh Ahluwalia
After deliberate efforts to find out great finance minister to renew the hopes on the Indian economy, great and India's only international economist, international tink-tank (oh sorry think-tank), international author, international film maker, international dean, international management author, international marketing guru, international philosopher, international spiritual guru and guru of gurus, Arindam Chaudhuri (popularly known for his internationally acclaimed pony tail) offered his services to finance ministry of India.

"Yea guys, why not? Why don't I help India to recover? Though, I should serve bigger and larger economies, my first duty is to make Indian economy better. There is saying that domestic economy is like mata and foreign economy is mausi," said well known great Arindam Chaudhuri.
Arindam Chaudhuri charged up when Chacha Digvijay Singh said that a non-politician can become finance minister of India.
He said "I also sucked up by giving idiotic replacement budgets to Rahul Gandhi which neither have been taken under consideration by the government, nor implemented. Now voice is also choked up by consistently creating rhetoric. I dare all the politicians to think beyond IITians and IIM guys for Finance Ministry."
Sources said that Arindam now wants a serious job as his width of lips and jaw has increased dramatically by 3-4 inches on consistently smiling for no need.
"That sucks! Who told you that idiotic thing about me? I am endowed with a great smile and I don't need to smile it automatically expands, as I start thinking. It's a phenomenon of the uneconomical jaw width and irrational depth of mouth which is founded in great personalities," informed Arindam Chaudhuri.
After analysing the non-alternative budget to Rahul Gandhi presented by Pranab Mukherjee, he again raised voice over his famous 'Khao Aur Khilao Budget'.
"I have more courage to introduce FDI in retail, not just in retail but in toilets as well. I assure that all Indians will get Air Conditioned toilets like Montek Singh uses at 50 paise per visit," said Arindam.
While India Satire correspondent asked the views of Diggy Chacha on Arindam's candidature.
He said "WTF! Arindamji should be pragmatic rather than talking nonsense. I was just promoting myself as I was away from active politics since last 12 years."

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