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Tuesday, 15 May 2012

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A Raja gets bail in 2G scam, immediately admitted to hospital for weak condition


Excess night fall during the 15 months tenure reduced A Raja's weight by 15 kgs

Former Telecom Minister A Raja was granted bail today by a Delhi court in the 2G specturm case, over 15 months after his arrest. However, due to weak physical condition he had to admit to the hospital.

Doctors said A Raja went through consistent hyper load of brain churning (in medical language it is called brain masturbation), which resulted into a serious damage for his internal limbs on account of excess night fall during 
last 15 months.

According to doctors, Raja's state of mind was continuously thinking over the ways of using money after releasing himself from jail. It was almost a masturbation kind of situation which continued in the nights as well and thus resulting into night fall.

Jail authorities said that they were totally unaware of the fact.

Jailor Pradip Singh said "A Raja never mentioned us about the night fall kind of situation. We thought he was on diet and therefore losing his weight."

Dr Ajit Rastogi of Fortis Hospitals said "Yea actually this is strange kind of disease found out in people who likes to fuck money in real life. Day as well as night dreaming over the money and how to use it creates the fantasizing world come into real picture. Raja might be going through such intense emotional drama, love and affection towards money giving him such kind of thrusts in the night."

Dr. Rastogi said "We have kept Raja under scanner and would not leave in a hurry to Tamil Nadu. Our sense is that he lost his physical sexual ability against money."

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