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Saturday, 14 April 2012

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On request of Maharashtra, Central Government plans to allocate special funds in budget for Mohammed Ajmal Kasab

Montek Singh suggested special provisions to Afzal Guru and Ajmal Kasab in five year 

Indian government plans to give a birthday gift to Ajmal Kasab by allocating special funds in the union budget, after Maharashtra state government rejected Kasab's Rs 19 cr security bill saying Kasab first took Indian lives and then Indian money and therefore asked full waiver from the money.

However, central government's new proposal saw serious criticisms from Indian economists and opposition parties. While economists raised questions such as how would the government provide huge funds for caretaker ship of Ajmal Kasab and Afzal Guru, which is already stretched with burden of subsidies and thereby huge fiscal deficit. Opposition parties totally thrashed out the idea of caretaking the terrorists and asked government to speed up the process of their execution. Human Rights Commission has taken a cautious stand.

The development came after Kasab asked government that he was not getting enough of food on account of rising food prices and overall inflationary levels are still stubborn. A letter to Soniaji, of which India Satire has a copy mentioned that the Jail superintendents have stopped providing high protein non-veg food like mutton and chicken. Even on mubarak days of baasi Eid, he had to eat vegetarian food. Kasab said in the letter "This behavior is totally against humanity."

Further in the letter, Kasab asked Indian government to provide enough security as he is now worried that India's closeness with USA would eventually result in his execution. He also asked Madamji to provide non-veg food everyday to maintain his tough attitude which he demonstrated in 26/11.

According to sources, when Salman Khurshid showed this letter to Soniaji, she cried bitterly, after reading that letter out of motherly feeling. However, officially Chacha Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) denied all these talks and he said that those were only rumors. However, he agreed that the government on special requests of Madamji and Rahul Baba is considering the proposal from humanitary angle.

Diggy Chacha also slammed Maharashtra government and gave them Delhi government's example which is still keeping Afzal Guru in a safe custody providing all the 5-star arrangements.
Talking about opposition parties, Diggy Chacha said "BJP is keeping terrorsts like RSS so what is the harm in keeping yuva brigade which is against RSS terrorists."

Pranab Mukherjee who was busy in working out the proposal in a very immeditely said "Uddi baba! thish ish not a very big hall to hour balansh sheet. We are conshidering the proposhal of bringing direct foreign inveshtment sho don't worry about the funding gap."

However, he didn't divulge any thing further he said it would be around a ratio of 76% foreign and 24% Indian corporate. For marketing proposal among Indian corporate, Pranabda told that the government is going to appoint India's best RAW agent, Agent Vinod.

Pranabda also told India Satire correspondent that the government has sent the proposal to Planning Commission to include it as Special Privilege Scheme for Special People (SPSSP).

Montek Singh Ahluwalia said "I received the copy of the proposal and we are trying to do our calculations. Our estimates are India's poverty will reduce from Rs28 per day per person to Rs20 per day per person by 2014 and the share of Rs8 per day per person for 10000 people will be directly allocated to Kasab and Afzal Guru for next 5 years and if some more people would be sent by Pakistan. We plan to promote few Italian food brands in the jail by using this ocassion. Pizza and burger would be freely available to Kasab on his birthday on September 13."

Story was prepared based on the suggestion of Nirvana

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