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Monday, 12 March 2012

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QUOTES AND UNQUOTES: President Pratibha Patil’s speech in the joint parliamentary speech

Government assures faster growth in growth and inflation

India's President Pratibha Patil addressed to the Joint Sitting of Lok Sabha and Rajya Sabha heralding the start of the Budget Session. Here are quotes of Pratibha Patil and unquotes that generated by Diggy Chacha Fan Club's (DCFC) automated unquote generating system*.

President hopes parties will work together in Parliament 'against the evils like Strong Lokpal, FDI in retail and anti-terrorism activities'.

'I hope this Session will be productive and useful.' 'Every candidate should commit that he will seat in the Parliament for at least 10 minutes without yelling or roaring from their pits. He will keep silence as like God.'

'My government is confident that it will soon steer the country back to the high growth trajectory of 8 to 9 per cent' 'while we also assure farmers and industrialists that we shall return the inflation rate of 11 to 12 per cent very soon after implementing these high growth trajectory measures.'

On black money, Patil said, the government has initiated action on various fronts to tackle the menace 'and we assure that the black money will smoothly fly away to other countries.'

Efforts are underway to build political consensus on the Goods and Services Tax, which will give a major boost to the economy by rationalising indirect taxes and giving full input credit. 'However, if the government would not be able to generate consensus over Goods and Services Tax, we recommend the government to try to build consensus over No Goods and No Services Tax (Details will be soon available on DCFC) on the tax payers.'

Editor's Note: - DCFC has built an automated generating system to unquote the various quotes of different personalities.

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