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Tuesday, 22 January 2013

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US announced $5mn bounty on Nitin Gadkari and Mohan Bhagwat

Reacting to India's Home Minister Sushil Kumar Shinde's 'comments' that BJP and RSS are terror organisations and planted hindu terrorists all over India, US announced BJP President Nitin Gadkari and RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat as biggest terrorists and announced a bounty of $5mn each whoever discloses their locations. This development was response to 'fair show' by India's Home Minister Sushil Kumar Shinde, according to terrorism expert Hafiz Saeed.

"We are glad to announce that now our focus is a bit diversified in terms of terrorist recognition. Thanks to Mr. Shinde. We now understand that besides Pakistan, India is also well fed by terror organisations. According to a confidential CIA report, RSS and BJP are actually managed by two terrorists Mohan Bhagwat and Nitin Gadkari, respectively. In the global interest of terror free world, we announce a reward of $ 5 mn whoever tells us exact locations of these notorious people," said US vice-President Joe Biden.

Mr Biden was speaking in a press conference "We thought of deciding the bounty first and then CIA will search the reasons why we should call them terrorists. We don't want to miss the timing and let the world go in the arms of terrorists. We want to stop future attacks before they start them against us."

Pakistan terrorism expert, Hafiz Saeed welcome US move.

He said "US' step is welcome change. Instead of running behind me day and night, now they are on correct path. I appeal Pakistan government to give 'Mullah Digvijay Singh Award' to both Sushil Kumar Shinde and Salman Khurshid for their peacemaking efforts," said Hafiz Saeed.

He said "There is no need to worry against hindu terror, as we have already made counter forces to stop their attack. However, I feel considering me as a chicken that is needed to be roasted and fried, America can target meatier Nitin Gadkari."


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