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Thursday, 29 November 2012

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30% Indians gave up the idea of abusing Thackerays, Shiv Sena and MNS


After incidents of arresting two girls and one boy, 30% Indians clearly abandoned the idea of abusing or objecting any politician, any Thackerays in the world along with the names such as Shiv Sena and Maha Nirvan Sena for a while just to secure from the severe cold.

"I actually thought of writing something on Raj, but after the arrest of Sunil Vishwakarma, I postponed the plan," said Bangalore based Twitterite Raj Kumar Yadav.

He said that many of his colleagues also decided to postpone the plan right now and whenever feel like outing in jail would start abusing.

He said "It's a good idea a picnic to jail is always great thing. Different and more thrilling."

A survey done by SurveyMonkey clearly stated that the winter season and hopelessly cool atmosphere kept all the Facebook writers and Twitterites to avoid writing anything on Raj, Uddhav Thackeray, Shiv Sena and MNS.

"Yes, 30% of social networking activists are clearly indicated that they would not post anything that Police would consider it as offensive. While 10% said that they can risk their life and would like to enjoy the thrill of lying in the jail in severe cold. Rest are still unclear whether to say something or not seeking the detailed climate report from Indian Meterological Department (IMD)," said S Balakrishnan, survey head of SurveyMonkey.

"Oye who want to go to jail in this cold," said Lucky Bedi, a Facebook frequent visitor who is followed by 12,244 fans.

He said "Better be at home having some garam tea and pakaudas."

According to IMD, India may see a severe cold and people may find it incovenient to stay in jail because of unavailability of basic amenities.

"Actually, because of continued holidays we are a bit let forecasting cold this year. We are sorry for inconvenience to many Indians on postponing decision to go to jail," said IMD official.

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