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Monday, 29 October 2012

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India is suddenly optimist after cabinet reshuffle


Indians celebrated the day with crackers and sweets

Saluting UPA Government's cabinet reshuffle decision, India witnessed a festival like scene today. Everywhere, it was Diwali like situation, people were giving sweets to each other, lightening their houses day and night, streets were fully surrounded by people with traditional clothes and flowers and everybody was wishing each other 'Happy Reshuffle Day', 'Happy Reshuffle Day'. Rangolis were drawn with different coloured powders to welcome new ministers. Banners with photos of Manmohan Singh and Sonia Gandhi along with India's only hope Rahul Gandhi decorated with colourful malas were enlightening across all places in India.

"Wow, its great day for India. It's cabinet reshuffle yaar. Every day, watching same old stupid faces was so boring. For last 1 year I know how I really tolerated these faces. Imagine SM Krishna standing along with cutie Hina Rabbani Khar. Yucks! But now I will strengthen my imagination, standing Khurshid with her. Wow, now I will get different varieties of people to see," said Yadupal Sharma, a citizen living in Lucknow.

He said "We are optimist now. At least these new ministers would not be involved in scam or corruption cases."

Cabinet reshuffle is most awaited event in India since the next day of the last cabinet reshuffle. People start talking about the guy who would be in next cabinet.

"I am hopeful that this time all ministers will pledge that they would keep a fast for one day for next 1 year from eating corrupt money," said Rajendra Chawla from Ludhiana.

He said "Yeeee... Wow its most wonderful day in the year. I believe next year we shall see few more mature and sad looking faces."

Political Banner maker Sandip Joshi said "I found that new young politicians like more and more banners of them. Our business will be booming next year."

Cabinet Reshuffle day is generally considered as most optimistic and dynamic day in Indian democracy. People who actually get irritated and bored with old faces can see new faces and also for a change they try to become optimist that corruption will be ended with new reshuffle.

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