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Wednesday, 10 October 2012

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Haryana Chief Minister alleged Narendra Modi's role behind all the rapes in the state

Haryana Police took clue from the information that nobody was aware that where Narendra Modi was between 11.30 p.m. and 3.00 a.m.
Haryana Chief Minister, Bhupinder Singh Hooda made a sensational claim that Narendra Modi, Gujarat's CM was behind most of the rapes in the state. Giving the reference of Haryana Police' investigation report, Hooda alleged that Modi always used night as a medium to rape girls here in Haryana.
"That was Narendra Modi, yes Narendra Modi, behind 90% of rapes in Haryana," said Bhupinder Singh Hooda, addressing to a press conference.
He said "Haryana Police made a detailed investigation and records of all eye witnesses of the rape. Most of them confirmed that it was Narendra Modi who used to arrive in Haryana in the mid night by his Helicopter, rapes somebody and deport to Gujarat again. I want to ask him where was he between 11.30 p.m. to 3.00 a.m."
Haryana Police was investigating why there are so many incidences of rape cases in Haryana, after Sonia Gandhi, Congress President asked them to do so. In their initial findings, Police came to know that nobody was aware where Narendra Modi was between 11.30 p.m. to 3.00 a.m.
"Yea actually, it's quite tedious job. Investigating guy who is actually rapist, most of the guys we saw all looked like rapists only. But when we came to know that nobody was aware of Narendra Modi between 11.30-3.00 a.m. our job became simple. We took the consensus, asked eye witnesses about the looks of the guy; most of them said that it was a guy with a white beard and greedy looks. When we show them Narendra Modi's photo, all of them unanimously said that he was the guy who did all these things. However, 10% of them who were blind couldn't recognise him," said Ranjiv Singh Dalal, Haryana DGP.
Dalal also confirmed that they asked Gujarat Police whether they saw Modi between the specified times but Gujarat Police were also unaware. Haryana Police confirmed that while generally public sleeps at the time maintained above, nobody knew whether Modi was sleeping or not.
Findings of Haryana Police that Narendra Modi involved in most of the rapes in the state stirred the political environment of India. While BJP denied charges of Haryana Government as politically motivated and total bullshit, Congress demanded a detailed inquiry at President level to find out the real culprit, Narendra Modi.
Hooda confirmed that he submitted the report to Sonia Gandhi and she will take the decision what requires to be done to Narendra Modi.
"Woh sirf Maut kaa saudagar hi naahi, bhrashtachar ka rakshash bhi haay aur wo abhi hawas kaa pujaari bhi nikala haay. Still you want to vote him as Gujarat Chief Minister," asked Sonia Gandhi to Gujarati people.
Sonia Gandhi challenged Narendra Modi "If you have some guts left, show me your time table between 11.30 p.m. to 3.00 a.m. for past 10 years and what you were doing in this time range."

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