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Wednesday, 4 January 2012

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Divorce can cause hair loss for women and hair gain for men

Pointing out on the rising inhumane trend among husbands for getting rid of their hair loss problem by divorcing their wives, a new study by the Case Western Reserve School of Medicine found women who had lost a partner through divorce or death were far more likely to have thinning hair than women who were happily married or single.

"Women can be happily married but not men," said a California based IT expert James Hangman contradicting to the traditional view which reverses above theorm. He said "This is an either or situation. Either a husband can be happy by living single or wife can be happy by staying married."

Dr Bahman Guyuron, chairman of the department of plastic surgery at Case Western Reserve School of Medicine, has attributed it to high levels of stress.

"Most likely, stress is the aspect of a troubling divorce that appears to lead to hair loss among women," The Daily Mail quoted him as telling HealthDay News.

The conclusions were reached after studying 84 female identical twins, who completed lifestyle questionnaires, had hormone blood level testing and extensive photo analysis of their hair.

However, few experts were against the study's findings and claimed that the study is biased and displays only one side of the coin.

Jacky Fernandes, a road side singer said "I am astonished by the findings of the study. They are totally biased and don't consider feelings of the male community." He said that the study doesn't talk about the hair loss problem for a husband caused by tremendous stress and headache created by his wife during the period of marriage and sudden improvement of the health of his hair post divorce.

Newyork based, Shiong Hong writer of Facebook page 'Hate for Case Western Reserve School of Medicine for findings against fundamental benefits from divorce' said "Within 24 hours of introducing this page, it got 2.43mn likes and all of them are poor husbands. Even Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg called me personally, asking whether man loses his hair post marriage so that he would also try to preserve his remaining hair." Hong said "All the members plan to protest for the rights of the male community by telling the research organisation to study hair loss problem of man during marriage period."

"Yea, that was true. I was a victim of the same problem when I was in relationship with
Bipasha. While I lost my hair she gained a masculine body to show herself as a real male," John Abraham, bollywood's great actor confessed. "Now after break up, I started using Mahabhringaraj Oil which helped me gain some bit of hair. But the shock from that relationship was so horrible that still today when I think about Bipasha my hair stands up straight looking in the eyes of sun," he said.

"One thing I want to make clear that losing hair is something funny," a funny commentator, bollywood expert Mahesh Bhatt said. He said "I always felt challenging to maintain hair while still be in a relationship. I was in relationship with my wife, Parveen Babi and Soni Razdan but I always felt I was losing them. Even recently I met Sunny Leone and when I saw her my remaining hairs stood up sharply. It is the best way to become bald and save barber's money. For at least 20 years I haven't visited any barber."

However, President of Association of Women Liberalisation from Hair Loss, Dr. Jackeline Fernandes said "Male community is totally wrong while blaming woman for their hair loss and we stand up with all the women. We ask them to destroy all the weapons launched by their husbands to divorce them."

When DCFC reporter asked famous cricketer and funny commentator Navjyot Siddhu, he said "Oye badshao! When you try to touch the flame, it will not just fire your fingers but also fires hair on your fingers. Woman is a real fire and it fires your hair not just on your head but also on your body." While asked do any hair remain on his head, he took a political stand and said "No comments."

However, exception to this story, hairy Anil Kapoor could not be reached for the comments when DCFC tried to 
know his successful journey of retaining his hair. His Secretary said that Anil is in a mental trauma as Mission Impossible director cut his role in the movie from 6.5 minutes to 3 minutes.

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