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Friday, 7 October 2011

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Is Sibal Uncle resigned from the post of Congress National Committee of Think-Tanks?

Inventor of Zero Loss Theory and one of the most important brains of Congress Party, Kapil Sibal (Sibal Uncle) has seemed to be out for vacations since a month or so as there was no comment from him on strategic twists-n-turns of Congress after Anna Hazare fast saga. DCFC reporter plans to dig (no not diggy) more to understand what happened exactly.

Sibal Uncle was a main member of Congress' strategy (think-tanks) department, in BJP's words Chintan Committee. The department was involved into taking decisions on major policies after a lot of brain-storming and to send it to Sonia Gandhiji (Madamji) for final approval. The members of the department are most intelligent and strategy defining personalities of Congress Party which include Pranab Mukherjee (Pronobda), P Chidambaram (Chiddu Uncle), Rashid Alvi, Salman Khurshid (Salman Bhaai) with guest representatives such as Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha), Rahul Gandhi (Rahul Baba). However, after Anna Hazare fast saga it seemed that Sibal Uncle resigned from his post in the department.

"He has not resigned. He was exhausted with a lot of work during last 1 year. He alone handled 2G scam, Anna Hazare saga, terrorist attacks and many other works which made him paranoid. Doctors had an opinion to take some rest and make no (nonsense) statements," Sibal Uncle's follower said. "Doctors had an opinion that if he continuously burns himself like this he may get Suresh Kalmadi Syndrome (total brain loss). Therefore, Sibal Uncle with heavy heart took some days off and planned to do some recreational activities such as advising educational panel, launching world's cheapest tablet PC, etc," the follower said.

"Sibalji is most important and one of the most valued Congress representatives. He has an intelligent brain and strategic vision. He was amongst few people who think for "aam aadmi" and always work for people," said a Senior Party leader. "There is no way that Congress will stop taking his suggestions which are plated with rich humor and great astuteness. He always used to talk that believe in your wisdom, don't talk useless and hopeless things which we always follow," he added with an emotional touch.

DCFC reporter checked the facts with Chiddu Uncle's supporter who said "It was Sibalji who gave Chidduji a tremendous amount of pain by advising him to put Annaji behind the bars otherwise Chidduji really respected Annaji as a great personality of India. That even created furies among other Congress leaders like Pronobda who had to accept demands of irritating Arvind Kejriwal who does not know to keep government's views secret. Last but not least, Agnivesh Baba told a lie that he was talking to Kapilji Maharaj a Muni in Haridwar on Phone which had stolen the real credit from Sibalji's purse. Therefore, he had to resign from that esteemed post."

Sibalji's recent remarks, works and inauguration in his current spare time
·         Class 12 marks will be counted for IIT JEE: Sibal‎
·         Govt plans to recover costs from IIT students‎
·         IMT Hyderabad Campus Inaugurated by Kapil Sibal‎
·         Read newspapers and search for his photos and columns
·         Sibal blames disruption by oppn for non-passage of many bills‎
·         Advised government to push for Infrastructure Status for Telecom Tower
·         Decision to issue showcause notice for cancelling 74 mobile permits will free up 180.4 MHz of second generation (2G) GSM airwaves across the country
·         Read Pronobda's letter in which he gave free advises to Sibal Uncle
·         Introduces new plan for better spectrum management‎
·         Plans to attend India-US Higher education summit on October 13‎ with Hillary Clinton (Hillary Aunty)
·         Read letter of Reliance Communications to refer revenue dispute to TRAI
·         Said Urdu needs to be promoted at grassroots level
·         Announced Electronics policy by December
·         Inaugurates sign language centre‎
·         Attended Dussehra celebrations at Ramlila Maidan with great Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and Soniaji
·         Working on free nation-wide roaming, MNP on cards may declare next week
·         And finally most important launched Aakash, a Made in India sub-$50 Tablet
Hearty Quote "Soon, a $35 computer will be made available to every child in school. The tablet shall help enhance the quality of learning of children."

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