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Wednesday, 13 July 2011

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Part I - Diggy Chacha’s Gandhian approach; forgives Facebook

"I am subjected to abuses on the Facebook but our fight against 'fascist RSS' will continue uncompromisingly," a statement that drew tears out of party workers made by our Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha).

Showing his Gandhian approach which was somewhere in his heart Congress general secretary Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) said he did not regret being abused on social networking site Facebook for his stance on RSS and will continue his fight against saffron elements. Congress insiders said Chacha was rock strong in his approach resembling to Gandhiji that forgives everybody still committed to a goal. Gandhiji guided nation and throw the British people out of India by using ways of forgiveness and nonviolence. Diggy Chacha also aims throwing out RSS and Hinduism out of the nation by using similar ways of forgiveness and nonviolence. Same 
Congress Insider said that Diggy Chacha’s intelligence is not just in implementing the Gandhian approach but it is also benefitting to the party as a whole. He further added that the Party has found 2 people with Gandhian approach (no it’s not Anna Hazare) at a time which will help the party to garner clear majority in Uttar Pradesh. He said on one side, Rahul Baba (1st who adopted this approach) generated a lot of leads by approaching directly to the farmers and on other side Diggy Chacha has created tremendous respect for himself among Muslims and Dalits.

The same source said its direct marketing strategy that 3 months back Diggy Chacha gave the Party which is a big success for us. Saying DCFC reporter to strictly keep his anonymity, he maintained that as Anna Hazare and Ramdev Baba are backed by RSS, Muslims will back Congress Party and will forget Jan Lokpal Bill. He also gave reference to news that published in a newspaper and said farmers as it is they don’t know the contents of 

Congress led Lokpal Bill and Jan Lokpal Bill will harm little. In his views, urban middle class and higher class people hardly vote securing the Congress’ seats.

Chacha recalled that he was being ridiculed when he first spoke about the involvement of RSS elements in the Malegaon and Ajmer blast.

"But later Swami Aseemanand spilled the beans," he added.

Showing his loyalty towards his goal, Diggy Chacha also remembered the time when Gujarat CM Narendra Modi called ATS chief Hemant Karkare a traitor and later wanted to present a cheque of Rs1Cr to his widow Kavita which she rejected.

Insiders said that Chacha is going in depth to prove his recent remark that Anna Hazare and Ramdev Baba were being used by RSS.

Diggy Chacha proved Congress’ secularism and said Congress was against all types of extremist elements and when he was the Madhya Pradesh chief minister, he had acted against SIMI as well as the Bajrang Dal.

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