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Tuesday, 19 July 2011

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Diggy Chacha roars again; Sangh is making bomb factories; Lion roars again

When lion roars, everybody runs to search for places. However, when Indian lion Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) last week roared like a lion, everybody came in front of him for protesting. A source from Congress party said “this is really unfortunate. Indian people should be proud of Diggy Chacha for having him such a wonderful and most intelligent leader in the world amongst them.” The source further added “Diggy Chacha’s private intelligence bureau (DCPIB) has all the proofs that Sanghi terror is riskier than any other terror. Recently only, Madamji planned to outsource work of intelligence from this agency as Mr. P. Chidambaram agreed that Indian intelligence agencies have no intelligence.”

Diggy Chacha said “it’s fine for me. Until and unless I am there to serve the nation I will remain truthful to Soniaji, Rahul Baba, and finally to India.” With an emotional voice the senior Congress leader said “I am a red rag for the BJP,” on being asked as to why there were always protests over his statements. Chacha's alleging involvement of 'Sanghi fascists' in the serial blasts also led to angry protests from BJP's youth workers on his arrival in Ujjain on Sunday. Chacha's car was blocked by angry BJP workers, who waved black flags at him near Anantpeth. This enraged Congress supporters, who charged at their opponents and a fistfight began. Sources close to both parties said three people were injured in the clashes. Chacha said BJP and its workers were frustrated, and with no option left for them were resorting to violence.

A day after Congress general secretary Diggy Chacha called for investigations into the role of "all terror groups" behind last week's serial blasts in Mumbai, he stepped up his tirade against the Sangh parivar saying RSS was "making bomb factories". However, Chacha didn’t disclose the details like location of bomb factories, manpower strength, capacity (capacity utilization), etc. But he said that the government in consultation with DCPIB will take proper steps and will close down all the factories and punish the Sangh Swayamsevak to fulfill the dream of future PM of Congress (Rahul Baba). He showed immense pride while disclosing these details in private with Diggy Chacha Fan Club (DCFC). When DCFC asked what Rahul Baba’s dream is, he said Baba is dreaming for 100% terror free nation from 99%. Chacha stressed again "I have been saying RSS was spreading terrorism in the country and it has been making bomb factories."

BJP, however, showed very less importance to the statement and said "disgusting and objectionable".

Chacha also clarified that these days’ media makes humor of his statements and portray him as anti-Hindu. However, he had not used the word "Hindu fascists" but "Sanghi fascists". DCFC was not able to judge what is Hindu fascists and Sanghi fascists while Diggy Chacha preferred to keep mum. One Congress spokesperson said “sometimes it become very confusing what Chacha wants to say.”

Chacha said "The possibility of 'Sanghi' fascists' (being behind the blasts) cannot be ruled out," reiterating his earlier stand. 

BJP workers followed Singh to Dudh Talai area, where he was to inaugurate a hotel. The enraged workers flung chairs and shouted slogans against Singh and his party. Another fight ensued. Several party workers on both sides were injured. The BJP's youth wing submitted a memorandum to the additional collector claiming that Congress supporters injured six BJP workers. They were hospitalized. We are trying to contact Home Ministry whether they buy the views of Diggy Chacha. 

Chacha totally dumped the chances of any harm from BJP leader Uma Bharati who was popular in India for her statement that Chacha is Rahul Baba’s stepney. Chacha said there was no competition between him and the BJP leader Uma Bharati. "Apart from holding a responsible post in the party, I am also in-charge for Uttar Pradesh," he said with immense pride and full support and loyalty towards Congress Party, Madamji and Rahul Baba.

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