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Saturday, 9 July 2011

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Diggy Chacha clears air; Rahul’s rally was not eyeing elections

As was popular belief that Rahul Gandhi (Rahul Baba) had arranged footmarch for upcoming elections in Uttar Pradesh (or Behenji’s Uttar Pardes), Chacha Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) clarified that the rally was only with an aim for the “prosperity of farmers”.

Elections are not the aim of this mahapanchayat, the aim is prosperity and happiness of farmers,” he said.
Chacha’s statement also cleared air on the popular belief that Rahul Baba wanted to get away from his digestion problem and increasing worries of overweight. We believe the rally will definitely inspire Opposition Leader Mr. Nitin Gadkari (Nitin Kaka) for losing some weight and adding one more exercise to his bucket of few asanas like Shavasan.

However, despite the greatest maestro on the earth Diggy Chacha’s clarification Opposition parties had problem. Few opposition leaders said prosperity of farmers is promised by Rahul Baba when farmers will discard Behenji’s rule from Uttar Pradesh (Uttar Pardes).
They also said the rally was arranged near to NCR by Diggy Chacha as Madamji didn’t want Rahul Baba to go far away.

However, opposition party people showed some worries regarding the success of the rally. Diggy Chacha’s statement proves same thing. He said "Rahul Gandhi's padyatra (foot march) has increased the faith of farmers." However, Diggy Chacha kept mum on the Haryana land issues and whether Rahul Baba will try some small rally over there.

Rahul Gandhi's foot march, which started on Tuesday from Bhatta-Parsaul village was to address the issue of land acquisition in the state.

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