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Friday, 9 November 2012

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Rahul Gandhi bought new clothes on Diwali


India's future Prime Minister, Rahul Gandhi bought new clothes for himself on the auspicious occasion of Diwali. The formal t-shirt and jeans was selected by his mother Sonia Gandhi. He was also gifted with a set of new handkerchiefs and socks on this Diwali by his mother.

"This Diwali is really beautiful for me. I am going to wear new clothes. Mummy has bought me 5 different sets of clothes which include mixture of Indian and Italian traditions. Wow so much fun I will have this Diwali," said Rahul Gandhi in an exclusive interview to India Satire Correspondent.

According to sources, Rahul Gandhi was also gifted a range of fire crackers which would not include bombs for safety reasons and precautions.

"Yea I love to spend whole night with fire crackers," said Rahul Gandhi.

Sonia Gandhi also took serious precaution by appointing Gang of 5 comprises of Digvijay Singh, Kapil Sibal, Salman khurshid, Sriprakash Jaiswal and Beni Prasad Verma as caretakers when Rahul himself would lighten up the crackers.

Sources said that all the sweets are ordered from Delhi's famous Ghasitaram Halwai and all are favorites of Rahul. Congress sources said that the party leaders also arranged a bucket filled with Cadbury Gems and different chocolates.

"Baba likes chocolates so much that all party leaders decided to give him Cadbury Gems filled in 40 buckets of different colours," said Security Guard of 10 Janpath, Kumar Bansal.

Many Congress leaders also blessed that Rahul will marry to some aunty at least this year and they will see a couple in the next Diwali.

Finally, with all the blessings, sweets and crackers Rahul decided to map the brains of all Congress leaders in a serious brain storming. In a new work of second most powerful leader in the government, Rahul decided to grade all the ministers from number 3 to whatever.

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