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Friday, 16 November 2012

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After Savita's death, Irish doctors get direct entry in the Vatican City to contest as a Pope


Doctors in Ireland confirmed that just by adhering law of God of not to abort a baby they would get direct entry for contesting as a Pope in the Vatican City.

"Yea it's a magic. When you have all the reasons and ways to save a person's life, if you let her die it is itself a big magic and all magicians are considered as saint. Therefore, we are saint and we have direct entry in the Vatican City," said a spokesman at University Hospital in Galway.

Spokesman said "We tried to save the baby and therefore God gave us this grant to contest elections of Pope."

The tragic death of Indian dentist Savita Halappanavar's in Ireland sparked a serious outrage and brought the debate on the abortion laws to the fore front. However, the hospital staff said that it was an entry for the genuine and godly hospital servants to serve the god directly in the Vatican City.

Vatican City is an ecclesiastical or sacerdotal-monarchical state, ruled by the Bishop of Rome—the Pope. The highest state functionaries are all Catholic clergymen of various national origins. It is the sovereign territory of the Holy See (Sancta Sedes) and the location of the Pope's residence, referred to as the Apostolic Palace.

While replying to the question of the India Satire correspondent that it would have been difficult for hospital staff to choose between a person's life and Holy Place, Vatican city, the doctor replied that it is an opportunity that comes in years and we wanted to choose God than a human being.

Talking about the duration it takes to become a Pope, doctor said "It is not an issue we can wait 20-30 years for current Pope to decide when he wants to meet God and Holy Jesus Christ and then only we would contest for the elections. Till then we have already booked our seat."

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