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Friday, 27 July 2012

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Rastrapati Bhavan's 5th toilet stinks; Pranab says it as an international issue

Pranab Mukherjee is thinking how to sort 
out this serious issue
Pranab called stinking toilet as 5th world war and ask government to appoint high panel committee
In a serious issue that can become a national debate, when India's new President Pranab Mukherjee visited his toilet in Rashtrapati Bhavan (Raisina Hills) it was stinking badly. He called this as an international issue and asked government to set up a high level investigating committee on his sweeper Ramkisan Yadav. The development took place just after Pranabda attended his Presidential ceremony and called terrorism as 4th world war.

"Arey kaa bolu! Pranabji kaa to hum kaa kuch samajh naahi aawat hai. Oouuu paachave number kaa toilet maa gaye aur jhat se baahar nikal ke bolat rahe. Ee kaa hai... ee to 5th world war chal rahaa hai hiyaa aur bole Manmohan ko jaldi se bulaao," informed victim of Pranab Mukherjee's outrage, Ramkisan Yadav.
He said "Unhone hum kaa suspendwaa kiyaa hai aur bolat rahe ki humaar sir pe do do IAS officerswa ko lagaaye hai ki hamaare toilet saaf n karne ke peeche kiskaa haat hot rahe hai."
One Congress official source confirmed that Pranabda immediately took a meeting of Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, Home Minister P Chidambaram and Defence Minister AK Antony to sort out the issue.
"The consensus built on to appoint a high level committee of 2 IAS officials which would visit the toilets will do all kind of inspections by themselves personally, will talk to Ramkisan Yadav, and few other servants such as dhobi, maali, cook and driver and after 6 months they will submit their findings for proceedings," said the source, requesting anonymity.
Pranab Mukherjee confirmed the issue; he said "Itsh sho embarashing that we are shtill finding hover hour pershonal shit. I want to go behind. This ish 5 th world war for India and is intornashional isshue. Thish hash to short out here only."
Pranab Mukherjee in his Presidential speech said that fighting against terrosim was the fourth world war while cold war was third one. However, United Nations circulated that Pranabda was confused in numbering and world had only 2 world wars.
"I don't know how he arrived at such a weird number. I don't believe anybody can make such mistake in counting," said U.N. head Ban Ki-moon.

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