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Blame it on Sachin Tendulkar if Congress does not get 100 seats in Uttar Pradesh - Chacha Digvijay Singh










Read correlation of Sachin Tendulkar's 100 against Congress' 100 in UP

Engaging listeners by his witty comments, Chacha Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) said "It would not be Rahul Baba's fault and neither will be mine if we could not achieve 100 seats in Uttar Pradesh elections. Just the blame goes to Sachin Tendulkar who could not engage Uttar Pradesh voters at their TV sets for watching India - Australia - Srilanka matches and the record turnout come for voting."

Diggy Chacha who was just in a relaxed mood after hectic schedule for UP election campaigning said "The statement that I made that all responsibilities are mine if Congress can't achieve 100 seats in Uttar Pradesh was out of emotions and love towards Rahul Baba. But, now as I am free and my though process is also flying like a bee, I feel it was Sachin Tendulkar who could not engage UP voters in front of their TV sets. Our estimates of 100 seats in Uttar Pradesh were based on the turnout we saw in 2007 but now as record turnout witnessed in 2012 elections our calculations might go haywire and the responsibility would be only on Sachin Tendulkar."

Expressing the correlation between Congress' 100 seats win and Tendulkar's century, Diggy Chacha said "We expected Tendulkar will score his 100th century in the ongoing one-day series and UP voters would not show much interest in voting but because of Sachin's failure to score century, we are worried over numbers."

When asked, in line with Virendar Sehwag who failed to make any mark in Australia tour, will Congress give some rest to Diggy Chacha for next elections, Diggy Chacha expressed his anger over comparing himself with notorious Sehwag. He also threatened Diggy Chacha Fan Club reporter for complaining to Kapil Sibal.


DCFC reporter contacted Sachin Tendulkar for his reply on Diggy Chacha’s allegations, however, unaware about Indian politics, Sachin Tendulkar innocently asked “Who is Digvijay Singh and who is Rahul Baba?”
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