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Thursday, 4 August 2011

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“Rahul’s padyatra was all drama,” says Nitin Gadkari

Unaware of yesterday's DCFC's note on Rahul Baba's plans for new padyatra in Haryana, famous for his fat politics and Carbon Copy of Digvijay Singh BJP, Nitin Gadkari (Nitinji) said that Rahul Gandhi (Rahul Baba) has no trust. The BJP took on the Congress over the Rajiv Gandhi Trust controversy, calling the padyatras launched by Rahul Gandhi an eye-wash and demanding a thorough probe into the issue.

"On one hand, Rahul Baba is doing drama (?) by undertaking padyatra (?), while on the other, the Congress government in Haryana is indulging in such activities," BJP president Nitin Gadkari said on Wednesday. However, he didn't clarify why he felt bad on Congress government's corruption in Haryana as there is no election in Haryana in the near term. One BJP leader said that Nitinji is a national leader and politics for the national leaders is not on case-to-case basis. He further added that Nitinji's approach is quite different to Rahul Baba who adopted Micro (i.e. state level politics) to Macro (i.e. central level politics). Nitinji believes in Macro to Micro. The BJP leader said "that's why Rahul is keeping mum as he is not at all aware what to say when the same charges he is facing, which he had put on Mayawati (Behenji) in UP."

Taking the advantage of recent development in Karnataka, Nitinji said "Congress president Sonia Gandhi should explain. (Haryana Chief Minister) Bhupinder Singh Hooda has no right to continue.If B.S. Yeddyurappa (Yeddy Appa) could resign (over the land row), Hooda (Hooda Chacha) should also resign. An independent inquiry should be done in this regard. All such allotments should be probed." However, Nitinji didn't clarify on how much time Yeddy Appa took to resign (by the way Appa was not very happy while resigning) and how much time he will give to Hooda Chacha to resign.

The BJP chief added, "The Congress has to come clean on the trust issue. Rs50Cr worth of land has been seized from poor farmers and has been given to the Gandhi family." Nitinji, however, forgot that Rs50Cr is negligible amount compared to the scams that had seen in recent times. So it's hardly unlikely that Madamji herself will say anything on this issue. Her various Chamchaas (sorry spokespersons) will play the role to answer this issue.
"We demand a special inquiry into the sequence of events and the land acquisition. Rahul Gandhi takes out padayatra against land acquisition on the one hand and on the other, rules have been flouted for his family. We will raise the issue in Parliament," Gadkari said, adding, "Nobody can avoid land acquisition, but it has to be done only for development." We came to know from Congress insiders that Rahul Baba may come in front of media after the discussions with his beloved Guru and the most intelligent creature in the Universe (more than Jadoo), Mr. Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha).

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