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Monday, 19 March 2012

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Government plans to replace Digvijay Singh to Ravi Shastri as political commentator's job and appoint Arindam Chaudhuri as a guide to Rahul Baba

Plan to restructure top positions near to Rahul Baba

After humiliating defeat in the Uttar Pradesh elections and continuous derogatory words from Samajwadi Party tore down the patience of Congress think tank which decided to take major restructuring activity in its election promotion programme under which party removed Diggy Chacha from political commentator and chief mentor's job to replace with Ravi Shastri and Arindam Chaudhuri respectively.

"Yea that's correct," said Janardhan Dwivedi, a spokesperson of Congress Party. "But Madamji (Soniaji) felt that there is very little juice left in Diggy that can be utilised for upcoming polls. She also felt that Diggyji's conventional methods of handling commentary and side-by-side mentoring Baba is not getting worked well and therefore we decided to appoint two best people in the industry for the job," Dwivedi said.

Dwivedi told that the positive replies are yet to come from both the contenders but from government side it is already decided.

The entire saga started after Congress appointed a committee of most intelligent team in the party which includes Kapil Sibal, P Chidambaram, Pranab Mukherjee and few more. Recently, Diggy Chacha's comments on Salman Rushdie and Samajwadi Party pulled the ire of this committee which decided to insert few new and fresh but professional faces in the team.

"If we want a person who can confuse people by playing words then Ravi Shastri is far better. Why do we require Diggy for that? Ravi Shastri has incredible uniqueness in his tongue. He talks unusual expressions in his commentary which generally general public can't understand and therefore party high command decided him to put on the job," said Janardhan Dwivedi.

He said "Arindam Chaudhuri has recently challenged Pranab Mukherjee's budget through his own alternate budget making him look funny and foolish in front of his 1,174,178 fans. This kind of huge following though there is nothing special in the guy is a kind of source of inspiration. Arindam will mentor Baba in increasing his following, particularly among teenage girls and aunties. He would be a new chief mentor of Rahul Baba."

Dwivedi said "We are not interested in asking him to offer finance minister's job after watching his alternate budget video. It would be very exasperating and tiresome to listen to him and watch his gesticulations for 2 hours."
When Diggy Chacha Fan Club (DCFC) reporter asked Ravi Shastri about his reaction over the entire episode and his appointment, he said "It's all about the mindset, you need to treat opening as a challenge."

When the reporter tried to understand the meaning from him, he said "One of the things I find is when there is a 10-minute period, you have to rush back in, change and quickly run out, that's something I have not done often enough. Sometimes, I feel I have been rushed to the middle when I have been asked to open."

Finally, DCFC reporter stopped thinking the entire meaning of the sentences and all the sentences sent to research department to find out the meaning.

Arindam Chaudhuri told DCFC reporter "I knew that the government would recognize my efforts and internationally acclaimed immense talent and would give me a chance to advise India's future prime minister Rahul Baba. I will give an international look to entire campaign. Still I feel Rahul Baba should attend alumni programme of IIPM which will help him dare to think beyond prime ministry."

DCFC reporter tried to contact Diggy Chacha who was not available for his comment. 
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