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| Diggy Chacha Birthday Bash |
Tribute to Diggy Chacha, Congress released a book ‘Sucking the brain
for political gain’, Rahul Baba promises marriage this year
Whole India celebrated 65th birthday of its
favorite Chacha Digvijay Singh, Tuesday. For a change, Congress party activists
were also very active and seen demanding a special Bharat Ratna-Entertainment
award to Diggy Chacha. Party president Sonia Gandhi announced a doctorate to
Chacha for his immense contribution to the area of politics in India, before
she headed to USA for regular check-up. Diggy Chacha Fan Club (DCFC)
correspondent brings you the report of birth day celebration of Diggy Chacha.
Whole nation, then be it common man,
bollywood celebrities, cricket personalities or even politicians, all
celebrated Diggy Chacha's birthday on Tuesday.
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| Book Launch |
Congress honoured Diggy Chacha with doctorate, released a book with his quotes
Congress Party honoured a doctoral degree to
Chacha Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) for his immense contribution in the areas
of political communication. Before
heading to America for a ‘Regular Check-up’ party President Sonia Gandhi sent a
special message addressing entire nation that she was grateful that she was the
bahu of the country where immortal souls like Diggyji resides.
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| Doctor Diggy Chacha |
“This doctoral degree was just a small
payback of Diggyji’s contribution in tomorrow’s India with Rahul Baba,” said
Soniyaji.
“Now onwards Diggyji will be called as Dr. Digvijay Singh,” said Soniyaji.
“Now onwards Diggyji will be called as Dr. Digvijay Singh,” said Soniyaji.
On this auspicious day, party workers also
published an encyclopedia to successful political career. The book contains
only quotes of Diggy Chacha which made time to time to direct and attract
Indian youth towards politics. The book was written by Manish Tewari in his
free-time. Name of the book is “Sucking the brain for political gain”.
Rahul
Baba promised Diggy Chacha about his marriage this year
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| Baba and Chacha in serious discussion |
Rahul Baba confirmed that Diggy Chacha was
his real and only mentor through-out his life.
“I never like studies before I met Diggy
Chacha. I hated my college and post-college education which was really boring.
But with Diggy Chacha I grew up like a best student. My interest in
understanding aam-admi and India’s youth rose because of Diggy Chacha. I
promise Chacha on this auspicious occasion that I will surely marry this year,”
said Rahul Baba.
A bunch of people witnessed wet eyes of Diggy
Chacha after Baba’s speech.
Cities
were flooded with huge crowd and traffic jams
Many cities were flooded with lakhs of
activists demanding a small glance of Diggy Chacha on his birthday, which also
created a serious challenge for Municipal Authorities in managing the traffic
jams.
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| Millions of people wished Diggy Chacha happy birthday |
Our Mumbai correspondent noted world's
longest traffic jam. Commuters from Churchgate to Andheri took at least 8-10
hours, as many activists and supporters demanded prestigious Bharat Ratna in
Entertainment award to Diggy Chacha.
Rakesh Jethmalani, an ardent follower of
Diggy Chacha said "We want Diggy Chacha to get this year's Bharat Ratna
for entertaining us. Our squad of 22000 people is ready to sit on the
indefinite fast."
However, commuters which faced the problem of
traffic jams were also demanding the best entertainer award for Diggy Chacha.
Sudesh Oberoy who was inside his Bentley for
over 6 hours said "We are used to track Diggy Chacha on regular basis he
is real entertainer."
These activities witnessed in all the other
major cities of India, including all the metros.
Government
employees successfully conducted strike attributing it to Diggy Chacha
All the major trade unions called an all
India strike yesterday which received great response from the government
employees. Sources said that all the government employees stayed their homes
eating cakes and pastries while wishing Diggy Chacha on his birthday.
Few notorious politicians like Mamta Banerjee
denied the success of the strike while trade unions claimed that it was the
most successful of all the strikes in India.
Suryakanta Mishra, leader in Bengal said
"All the employees took a leave for 24-hour to just wish to Diggy Chacha
on his birthday."
Unveiling the main intention behind the
strike, Mishra also said “It was a rumor that we called this strike for the
purpose of rising inflation or squeezing our work time from 8 hours to 4 hours.
The main reason was to allow government employees to celebrate Diggyji’s
birthday.”
Railways
distributed hygienic food to its passengers free of cost
For a change, Indian railway distributed
purely hygienic food and water at a free of cost to its commuters just to
tribute to Diggy Chacha.
"In spite of spending thousand rupees on
AC sleeper class ticket we get totally unhygienic and useless food. But
yesterday, to our amazement we got hygienic food with clean spoons and other
cutleries," said Satish Gupta, a regular Rajdhani Express traveller.
A second class traveler, however, was furious
on the management of Indian railways for not informing before time about the
food distribution. Sanjay Chawla said “We brought our food tiffins because the
ridiculous quality of Railway food. But now we felt we did a big mistake.”
All
flights were on schedule yesterday
All the flights scheduled on right time
yesterday, as oil marketing companies announced free Aviation Turbine Fuel to
aviation companies just to dedicate this discount to Diggy Chacha.
Kingfisher Airlines head Vijay Mallya said
"After a long time, Kingfisher's flights took off at right time. We also
reduced our debt burden by 1 day."
To avoid any nasty
event such as cockroaches found in the food on this auspicious day, Jet Airways
checked its entire food basket before serving it to its passengers.
Other
Notable Events
- Karan Johar said that Diggyji will be Kancha Cheena in his next sequel of Agneepath’s sequel
- Karunanidhi promised voters of building Diggyji’s temples in Tamilnadu if they vote him again
- Kapil Sibal gave a commitment that he will not chew his own words or pan masala or gutkha or any kind of tobacco products to honour Diggy Chacha
- Nitin Gadkari promised Diggy Chacha that he will lose weight in more natural manner
- Mayawati sent her own pair of sandals to Diggy Chacha which exactly fitted in Chacha’s foot
- Mulayam Singh Yadav promised that he will not use of his nose before calling ‘Digvijay Singh’
- Pakistan announced prestigious “Mullah Nasruddin Award” to Diggy Chacha
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