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Tuesday, 23 August 2011

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“What the heck! I am Gandhian. How can I defame anybody,” Diggy Chacha

A local court in Mumbai directed the city police to investigate a defamation case filed by BJP leader Kirit Somaiya (these days not available for ordinary people and comes once in a while when stock markets show erratic behavior) against most intelligent creature in the universe Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha).

"Immediate response can be only one. How is it possible that great Gandhian and guru of Rahul Baba will do such thing," one supporter of Diggy Chacha said on Somaiya's complaint in November last year against Chacha for making "blatantly false, frivolous and defamatory" remarks against him.

"Chacha is always true. He never speaks lie. If he says something, he gives proofs after sometime (generally a very long time," Diggy Chacha's supporter added.

The BJP leader had sought for the court to direct the police to register a case and probe the matter. "The magistrate accepted our arguments and directed the police to investigate the matter and submit a report on November 14," Somaiya's lawyer Dinanath Tiwari told PTI.

According to the lawyer, soon after the Adarsh Housing society scam came to light and BJP had sought explanation from the Congress party, Chacha had made certain remarks against Somaiya and called him a "broker of the share bazaar and a scamster". Sources said that even Stock market brokers plan to march against Chacha as he called them Kirit Somaiya. While regarding the interesting title "scamster" which even some Congress Party MPs and MLAs with it's alliance's MPs are demonstrating, Diggy Chacha's esteemed organization Diggy Chacha Private Intelligence Bureau is collecting the facts.

"However, as like Parliamentary process takes time, investigating process also takes its due course of time. Somaiya should have been waited for the process to be completed. It is totally unconstitutional and we protest against him," Diggy Chacha's supporter said.

Somaiya in his complaint before the court stated that the statements made by Singh were widely reported in newspapers and channels and lowered his reputation (?) in the eyes of the public (which public?). "The false and baseless charges made by Singh amounts to defamation and has caused Somaiya considerable distress and embarrassment," Tiwari said.

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