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Friday, 4 January 2013

Government produced total death number from illegal clinical trials, says it is lesser than that of NDA time

Reacting to the Supreme Court's slap on Thursday on failure to stop illegal clinical trials of untested drugs by multinational companies, UPA Government said that the apex court has to see the government in

Monday, 24 December 2012

SP Tulsian sees positive impact of gang rape incidence on the government, recommends buy UPA for long term

Popular stock analyst with success rate of at least 99.9%, SP Tulsian confirmed that the gang rape incidence in Delhi and latter the protests are overall positive for the government and therefore require to buy UPA and Congress at current levels.

Friday, 16 November 2012

Government confirmed that it would take 2G auction till economic recession ends

NEWS IN BRIEF - POLITICS

After announcing its plans for 2G auction by March 31, 2013, the government said that it would again-and-again take 2G auctions till the economic recession and telecom slowdown ends. Just when the booming period would be back the government would again issue telecom spectrum on first-cum-first-serve basis.

Friday, 9 November 2012

SBI filed a defamation suit against Arvind Kejriwal for irresponsible statement

NEWS IN BRIEF - BUSINESS

India's largest bank, State Bank of India was another who filed a legal suit on Arvind Kejriwal for making an irresponsible statement.

Mukesh Ambani filed a suit against Arvind Kejriwal for undermining his wealth in Swiss Banks

NEWS IN BRIEF - BUSINESS

Owner of Reliance Industries and India's wealthiest businessman, Mukesh Ambani filed a suit against aspiring politician Arvind Kejriwal for undermining his black money in Swiss bank. Kejriwal earlier accused Ambani brothers for stashing away Rs 100 crore each on their personal accounts in the Swiss branch of HSBC.

Friday, 26 October 2012

UPA Government plans to lower Drinking Age to 12 to bail out Vijay Mallya from Kingfisher's mess

NEWS IN BRIEF - BUSINESS

After falling from billion dollar rich tag, Vijay Mallya's statement over karmic connection of the life's richness and jealousy made UPA government emotional to make serious decision in bailing out his Kingfisher dreams in a different way.

Thursday, 25 October 2012

Rajat Gupta to trade in shares inside jail for next 2 years

NEWS IN BRIEF - WORLD, BUSINESS

Addressing his skills for insider trading, Judge Jed S. Rakoff sentenced former Goldman Sachs director Rajat Gupta, 63 two years in prison. Now Rajat Gupta will trade in equities from actual 'inside' experience.

Monday, 15 October 2012

Vijay Mallya found giving 1000 rupees cheque to beggar

NEWS IN BRIEF - BUSINESS

However, beggar humbly denied for his great help

Vijay Mallya, Chairman of United Spirits Group found giving Rs 1000 cheque to beggars, who were begging on Bangalore streets. However, to the shock of Mallya, great new-age Entrepreneur of India, all the beggars denied his cheque humbly.

Saturday, 15 September 2012

Government confirmed that it had Watahari Churna before taking decisions on FDI in retail and aviation

Opposition parties alleged that it was Shilajit rather than Watahari Churna
After announcing all the big bang reforms, including FDI in multi brand retail and aviation the government confirmed that all the ministers had a series of Watahari Churna (Powder that releases gas and acidity from stomach and clears it) on Thursday.

Friday, 7 September 2012

Survey: 92% Indians were unaware that Sahara was private group and not Government company before the issue crop up


An Independent Survey conducted by Survey Monkey reveals that many Indians were unaware that Sahara Group companies were actually belonged to private promoters. 92% of Indians said that they thought that it was a Government owned group before Supreme Court made it clear.

Thursday, 6 September 2012

Nokia to file anti patent law suit against Apple

Whatever Apple had developed was actually thought by Nokia that time
After watching Apple beat Samsung in a law suit, Nokia plans to file a legal case against Apple for violating its patents over last many years since its inception. Nokia strongly expects that it will win the case and all iPhones will become the anticipated to be developed N-Series Phones.

Monday, 3 September 2012

Buzzing Stocks: Bajaj Auto

Bajaj Auto rose sharply after Government passed a law that every MP will come by Bajaj Pulsar to Parliament instead of Bullet Proof Car

Friday, 31 August 2012

Taking revenge against verdict, Samsung to sell Korea and buy Apple


Revenge spun Korea based Samsung Electronics announced that it will sell Korea to buy Apple Inc at whatever prices it is available. The company made the shocking annoucement after every road side guy started bullying Samsung's products.

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

RBI Governor Subbarao demanded pay hike to tackle the rising prices

Subbarao also disclosed the reason why he is not reducing interest rates
Reserve Bank of India Governor Duvvuri Subbarao reiterated his concern about inflation on Monday, saying that this time it not just remained above the central bank's comfort level, but his wife as well.

Thursday, 9 August 2012

Amul milk will be much thicker this year due to drought

Thirsty Amul Cow
Vadodara: Gujarat
Cows and buffalos to drink less water - GCMMF
Gujarat Co-operative Milk Marketing Federation (GCMMF), producers of Amul milk said today that it will pass on all the benefits of the drought to end user this year. GCMMF said this time it will produce much thicker milk with small layer of cream on the milk on account of reduction in the consumption of Cow and Buffalo's water.

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

P Chidambaram promises that he would simplify taxation by increasing taxes more and more


Lauded his tax collecting capabilities
New finance minister P Chidambaram on Monday unveiled his roadmap to improve the economy by simplifying the tax regime to boost investments.

Friday, 3 August 2012

Times of India to launch a new newspaper which will favor Narendra Modi

Leading newspaper is diversifying itself from the core strength of Rahul Gandhi phenomena
India's largest selling news paper Times of India (TOI) will launch a new news paper called 'Besides Times of India', which will portray Narendra Modi as a favorite of Indians. The move will be a diversifying strategy for the leading news paper from its current focus on Rahul Gandhi and Bachchan family.

Thursday, 26 July 2012

After Maruti, Infosys employees planned violence against their managers


When Boss barks

Engineers will curse their managers with abusive words calling in their minds
According to an IB Alert, Infosys employees planned a Maruti Suzuki like violent protest against their managers which include 5 significantly bad abusive words to call in their minds.

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

After IMD's stupid forecasts, Hindustan Unilever plans to make its own rain forecasts

HUL will use Infosys's clouds to compute the measurement of rains
Happy with its own great results and fine with entering unnecessary field like fabric whitener and water purifier, HUL plans to start its own rain forecasting business division. Though, industry is divided in giving its independent view, the development is expected to stir entire political and industrial arena of India. HUL earlier warned India on draught like situation and it will use this experience in entering the area of rain forecasting.

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