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Engineers will curse their managers
with abusive words calling in their minds
According to an IB Alert, Infosys employees
planned a Maruti Suzuki like violent protest against their managers which
include 5 significantly bad abusive words to call in their minds.
After a
violent protest at Maruti Suzuki plant in Manesar, Infosys employees also
decided same intensity protests in the Infosys campus by calling their managers
stupid and idiot in their minds showing their disrespect over work allocation,
long work hours and ineligible idiot boss.
India
Satire received a copy of Circular of Warning issued by IB (shown below). The
circular says “Infosys employees plan to make violent protests against their
respective managers in the similar lines of Maruti Suzuki, as the work
conditions have deteriorated sharply for the company."
The
circular also said that Infosys employees include high level Maoist supplied
from US based California which are increasing the intensity of intolerance
levels of other employees.
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“That’s
true. We have issued a red alert to Infosys and Karnataka Police and warned
them about such protests created by the employees. Our first investigation
report suggests that Californian Maoists are involved in such kind of
protests,” said an Intelligence Bureau (IB) Official, requesting anonymity.
Official
said "There were many sadist Californian IT professionals which were
thrown out of their respective organisations in the recessionary period, which
joined Indian IT Professionals turned Maoists (IIPM), a banned organisation.
Most of them are now working for Infosys and few other IT companies. Recently,
they became active in these companies by increasing the intolerance levels of
their other colleagues against allocated stupid jobs and long working
hours."
A survey
conducted by Business Today-AC Nielsen, gives astonishing figure that the
temper of IT employees is increasing by 30% every year since 2008 and it will
reach to warning levels in next 2 years.
Pradeep
Sharma, Business Today surveyor said “Generally, IT employees, particularly
from Infosys were known as cool dudes but for past 2 years they lost this
status and there is no difference between a person carrying 50kg boxes of
industrial material and Infosys employee.”
IB
official said that the Maoists took the benefits of rising temper of the IT
professionals and now they have been pulled into a serious protest.
He said
"The protests would be 5 abusive words (list given below) calling in their
own minds to their managers whenever he asks them for long working hours or
gives some stupid expressions."
Few
Infosys employees agreed that they are going to start such kind of violent
protests.
"Our
managers are such losers that they deserve few gaaliyas (abusive words).
However, we shall also touch base it by some non violence told by Mahatmaji and
we shall call him stupid or loser in our mind only," said an employee of
Infosys.
List of Abusive words
Stupid
Idiot
Loser
Saala
(under debate to check is it really authentic to call him saala)
Paagal