Parineeti Chopra sues Maaza producers and Imran Khan for cheating, sparks controversy

Leading Bollywood actress Parineeti Chopra issued a legal notice to Maaza producers, Coca Cola International and Imran Khan, her co-actor in one advertisement for cheating her.

India awaits Pakistan's nod over disclosing all the evidences against RSS and BJP

Indian Government said it is awaiting Pakistan's permission over disclosing all the evidences that prove RSS and BJP are terror organisations.

US announced $5mn bounty on Nitin Gadkari and Mohan Bhagwat

Reacting to India's Home Minister Sushil Kumar Shinde's 'comments' that BJP and RSS are terror organisations and planted hindu terrorists all over India, US announced BJP President Nitin Gadkari and RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat as biggest terrorists and announced a bounty of $5mn each whoever discloses their locations. This development was response to 'fair show' by India's Home Minister Sushil Kumar Shinde, according to terrorism expert Hafiz Saeed.

Rahul Gandhi started working day and night

Following the footsteps of his great grandfather, newly elected vice president of Congress Party Rahul Gandhi started working day and night for unknown reason, according to sources.

Salman Khurshid beheaded himself just to start peace process with Pakistan again

To reach to an ultimate zone of peace process and de-escalate the tensions between two countries, India's foreign minister cut his own head and presented it to Pakistan's external minister Hina Rabbani Khar to take home and use it as football. This way India showed its eagerness to start peace process with Pakistan again.

Kamal Haasan will show his blockbuster Abhay along with Vishwaroopam to apologise for delayed DTH launch

After a delay in the release of Vishwaroopam for paid Direct to Home (DTH) audience, apologetic film-maker and actor Kamal Haasan announced that he will show his erstwhile blockbuster 'Abhay' along with the new movie on February 2.

India changed draft rules of 'Aman Ki Asha' the peace process, sets new regulations to protest Pakistan's mutilation of Indian soldiers

After mutilation of 2 soldiers at Line of Control, reacting to the popular consensus Indian Government decided to crack down the initial idea of Aman Ki Asha and announced new regulations on Pakistan showing its protest. External affairs minister of India, Salman Khurshid sent this six point agenda which includes black protest letter to Pakistan's exterior minister Hina Rabbani Khar.

Asaram Bapu found asking his disciple when Poonam Pandey's movie Nasha is releasing

Controversial Baba and spiritual guru, Asaram Bapu raised another controversy after asking his disciple the date on which Poonam Pandey's debut movie 'Nasha' is releasing.

Breaking: Poonam Pandey quit her first movie Nasha due to lack of exposure

If bollywood sources are to be believed, leading model turn actress, Poonam Pandey quit her first movie 'Nasha'. According to sources, controversial actress Poonam Pandey left the movie as the film had nothing hot to offer to her audience.

Javed Miandad to break relations with Dawood just to enter in India

Pakistan's cricketer and former captain Javed Miandad will break all his relations with Mumbai bomb blast accused Dawood Ibrahim to help successfully conduct India-Pakistan 'Aman ki Asha' campaign.

Congress leader Digvijay Singh rewarded a big ass hole to RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat

Veteran Congress leader Digvijay Singh gifted a big ass hole to RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat which he was holding for last one decade.

Shashi Tharoor reveals name of all 23 wives and demands divorce law should be named after him

Government confirmed that offering Rs 15 lakh to rape victim's family means shutting their and protesters mouths

Unconfirmed sources from the government confirmed that the government offered Rs 15 lakh to rape victim's family is just an exercise to shut its mouths along with protesters rather than giving a relief.

'Dented painted' politicians demanded strong laws against rape accused

All Indian politicians, including MPs, MLAs, state level politicians and even a street side political activist raised their voices that a strong law should be made to punish rape accused after victim died yesterday. Coincidentally, all the politicians which include Congress, BJP leaders, DMK, TMC, SP, BSP and Communist Party leaders were dented painted.

ICC stopped sixes straight down the ground in 2013 to tribute to Tony Greig

ICC announced a ban on sixes straight down the ground in 2013 to tribute to former great England Cricket captain and great commentator Tony Greig who has died after suffering a heart attack. He was 66.

Indian Government said 1451th time that it will take strict measures against rape accused (The India Satire Dark Cloud day)

Attributing the urgency to take measures against those who rape innocent girls and women, Indian Government 1,451^th time since 2 weeks back said today that it will take strict action. In a special joint release by Sheila Dikshit and Sushil Kumar Shinde confirmed that it understands the urgency of the matter and will set up a committee under Abhijeet Mukherjee Panel to investigate the high level action.

Nitin Gadkari compares Bilawal Bhutto Zardari with Rahul Gandhi, draws flak from Congress Party

Sticking to his core habit, BJP President compared Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari's son Bilawal Bhutto Zardari with Rahul Gandhi resulting into drawing condemnation from the Congress leaders.

Poonam Pandey threatens India to post her nude pictures

Desperately seeking to get nude, hot beauty Poonam Pandey threatened all Indians that she would strip if continuously ignored again and again. Poonam announced that she is not very happy that her fans are moving towards more sensible topics like politics, gang rape issue and terrorism while ignoring her in day-to-day life.

Finally, after coming in the limelight Pranab Mukherjee's son promoted to Congress Spokesperson post

After showing his credible statement vomiting skills, the Congress Party has decided to promote Pranab Mukherjee's son Abhishek Mukherjee as party spokesperson. Congress Party in its press release said that if Abhijeet Mukherjee continues to demonstrate his thought process through more such interesting stuff and wakes up the Indian people in similar passion, he would be promoted to Ministerial post in 2014 elections.

President Pranab Mukherjee abandoned his son once-and-for-all after his sexist remark

Demonstrating his eagerness towards law and justice, disheartened India's President Pranab Mukherjee abandoned his son totally for his remarks on women that dented and painted women protesters in Delhi went to discotheques and then turned up at India Gate to express outrage over the gang rape in Delhi.