India to declare secret of its cold blood on the auspicious occasion of Republic Day

In a grand ceremony of Republic day today, Indian Government is planning to reveal the secret of its cold blood and genes of unresponsiveness.

Rahul Gandhi started working day and night

Following the footsteps of his great grandfather, newly elected vice president of Congress Party Rahul Gandhi started working day and night for unknown reason, according to sources.

India changed draft rules of 'Aman Ki Asha' the peace process, sets new regulations to protest Pakistan's mutilation of Indian soldiers

After mutilation of 2 soldiers at Line of Control, reacting to the popular consensus Indian Government decided to crack down the initial idea of Aman Ki Asha and announced new regulations on Pakistan showing its protest. External affairs minister of India, Salman Khurshid sent this six point agenda which includes black protest letter to Pakistan's exterior minister Hina Rabbani Khar.

Congress leader Digvijay Singh rewarded a big ass hole to RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat

Veteran Congress leader Digvijay Singh gifted a big ass hole to RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat which he was holding for last one decade.

A man is searching for Mahatma Gandhi's quotes on killing mosquito

Mahatma Gandhi's ardent follower Rajat Sharma found searching on the internet Gandhiji's quotes on killing mosquitoes is non violent act.

"I am searching on the internet whether Gandhiji wrote or said something on mosquitoes. I am his ardent follower and can't slap a mosquito without his permission," said Rajat Sharma who is working for a reputed TV Channel.

Rajat Sharma is facing a severe irritation and annoyance caused by a mosquito which is consistently sits on his face and bites him badly.

Government produced total death number from illegal clinical trials, says it is lesser than that of NDA time

Reacting to the Supreme Court's slap on Thursday on failure to stop illegal clinical trials of untested drugs by multinational companies, UPA Government said that the apex court has to see the government in

Shashi Tharoor reveals name of all 23 wives and demands divorce law should be named after him

Government confirmed that offering Rs 15 lakh to rape victim's family means shutting their and protesters mouths

Unconfirmed sources from the government confirmed that the government offered Rs 15 lakh to rape victim's family is just an exercise to shut its mouths along with protesters rather than giving a relief.

'Dented painted' politicians demanded strong laws against rape accused

All Indian politicians, including MPs, MLAs, state level politicians and even a street side political activist raised their voices that a strong law should be made to punish rape accused after victim died yesterday. Coincidentally, all the politicians which include Congress, BJP leaders, DMK, TMC, SP, BSP and Communist Party leaders were dented painted.

Indian Government said 1451th time that it will take strict measures against rape accused (The India Satire Dark Cloud day)

Attributing the urgency to take measures against those who rape innocent girls and women, Indian Government 1,451^th time since 2 weeks back said today that it will take strict action. In a special joint release by Sheila Dikshit and Sushil Kumar Shinde confirmed that it understands the urgency of the matter and will set up a committee under Abhijeet Mukherjee Panel to investigate the high level action.

Nitin Gadkari compares Bilawal Bhutto Zardari with Rahul Gandhi, draws flak from Congress Party

Sticking to his core habit, BJP President compared Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari's son Bilawal Bhutto Zardari with Rahul Gandhi resulting into drawing condemnation from the Congress leaders.

Finally, after coming in the limelight Pranab Mukherjee's son promoted to Congress Spokesperson post

After showing his credible statement vomiting skills, the Congress Party has decided to promote Pranab Mukherjee's son Abhishek Mukherjee as party spokesperson. Congress Party in its press release said that if Abhijeet Mukherjee continues to demonstrate his thought process through more such interesting stuff and wakes up the Indian people in similar passion, he would be promoted to Ministerial post in 2014 elections.

President Pranab Mukherjee abandoned his son once-and-for-all after his sexist remark

Demonstrating his eagerness towards law and justice, disheartened India's President Pranab Mukherjee abandoned his son totally for his remarks on women that dented and painted women protesters in Delhi went to discotheques and then turned up at India Gate to express outrage over the gang rape in Delhi.

India and Syria Government signed Police-Army exchange agreement

Marking a new era of friendship, Indian government signed an agreement to swap Delhi Police with Syrian Army in 2013.

Home Minister Sushilkumar Shinde visits Dabangg 2 to rejuvenation

To revitalize, rejuvenate and rehabilitate himself, Home Minister and ex-Cop Sushil Kumar Shinde visited a theatre to watch Dabangg 2, said a source.

Sushil Kumar Shinde took strict action against himself for making notorious statements

Popular for making notorious statements, India's Home Minister took an extreme step and punished himself after comparing Delhi rape protestors with Maoists. Sushil Kumar Shinde pulled out his 6-ft long tongue and convinced media that as he would take action against himself he would also battle against crimes against women and would meet DGPs and Chief Secretaries on 4 January to discuss tackling crime against women across the country.

Narendra Modi said his 3D image will act as Chief Minister of Gujarat while personally he will move to Delhi to become Prime Minister of India

"I asked my 3D image to become Chief Minister of Gujarat and let me move to work on the strategies for 2014 Elections. It is difficult to focus on both the things," said newly elected Chief Minister of Gujarat.

Himachal Pradesh CM Prem Kumar Dhumal locked himself in the toilet after BJP’s defeat against Congress is confirmed

Himachal Pradesh Chief Minister Prem Kumar Dhumal locked himself despite a thumping win in his own constituency, as it became clear that some nut from Congress Party will own the chief minister's house for next 5 years.

Congress Party releases a white paper on Gujarat elections as stunning victory of Narendra Modi nears

Indian Congress Party released a white paper immediately after it was confirmed that it is losing Gujarat. While admitting its loss on account of bad weather and poor humane conditions, the party also confirmed the emergence of Rahul Gandhi as biggest national leader.

I poo in my pant so nobody knows what terrorist activities are going in my tummy - Rehman Malik

Exclusive Column of Pakistan's Interior in a leading Pakistan daily

I wasn't aware that Indian media and politician will fuck me so hard just for visiting country's few of Dargahs and Masjids. Guys, but you know we are not easy pigs to get cut down as you want. We have learnt special tricks in the privilege camps on handling the Indian media whenever you visit India.