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Tuesday, 7 August 2012

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Hamid Ansari promises that he would be recognised by every Indian in his new term

Chacha Ansari

Appoints PR Agency to chalk out popularity strategies
While Hamid Ansari has become Junior (vice) President of India for his second term, he is all set to make a great promise to all Indians that this time he would make all the efforts to get recognised by every Indian.

"I am chalked out strategies that will make me more visible to general public," Hamid Ansari was talking in his Vice President speech.
He said "I am learning all the self-marketing activities to keep focus on myself. I have also appointed a Public Relations (PR) agency that will improve my public presence."
Sources said that the agency already suggested few steps to Mr. Ansari to get recognised by the public. First thing was the makeover. The agency asked him for using reputed company's deo so that people would attract towards his charisma then use few fairness creams kind of stuff. Second is celebrating children's day, valentine day and friendship day kind of stuff so that Ansari will get some instant popularity among kids and teens. Sources also told that the agency is teaching him few steps of cha-cha-cha so that dancing should not become a serious issue for him at the time attending parties of youthful people.
"I am following each and every step that my agency told me to do," said Hamid Ansari.
He also told that today onwards he should be called as Chacha Ansari as like Chacha Nehru and he would really demonstrate his love and affection towards kids on each and every Children Day for next 6 years.
He said he is very much eager to show his activeness in the second term of his Vice-President ship. 

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