India Satire: Dr. Manmohan Singh's mouth caught by rashes after a long speech in Bhatinda, Doctors advised a month long silence

Monday 30 April 2012

Dr. Manmohan Singh's mouth caught by rashes after a long speech in Bhatinda, Doctors advised a month long silence

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No need to worry, Manmohan Singh's mouth is out of danger now

After an hour long speech, India's prime minister Dr. Manmohan Singh was admitted to nearby municipal hospital in Bhatinda due to rashes all over in his mouth, particularly on his tounge.

This tounge twisting mode for Manmohanji came while addressing a function to dedicate to the nation the Rs.21,500-crore Guru Gobind Singh Refinery, a joint venture between Hindustan Petroleum Corporation Limited (HPCL) and the Singapore-based Mittal Energy Investment Pte Ltd, which is a subsidiary of the Lakshmi N. Mittal group.

Manmohanji, in spite of many warnings from the doctors to shut his mouth after every 10 minutes for at least one hour gave an hour long speech. Doctors and Soniaji personally advised him to keep his tounge under control rather than use it.

"His tounge is very precious to us. He should not use it for such kind of ordinary events," said Madam Soniaji.

Doctor Bhushan said "We advised him in the past that no need to talk. His expressions are more than enough to tell the situation and the reasons why he is there to talk. However, this entire episode is out of his over excitement."

Manmohanji was in ICU for one day under serious observation of doctors.

Dr. Chinappa of Bhatinda Municipal Hospital said "We immediately got instructions from Madamji after we admitted to the hospital. She told us to arrange all the types of doctors to make him cure. She said that even bhaise kaa doctor bhi chaahiye."

"Fortunately, Manmohanji is recovered now," said Chinappa.

Doctors now told Manmohanji to keep his mouth shut in the Parliament and advised him to chew Bubaloo to get softness on his tounge.

"Bubaloo also help keep mouth busy and avoid temptation to talk," said Dr. Bhushan. Doctors also requested opposition parties not to tempt Manmohanji to speak on any specific issues.

When India Satire reached the ward of Manmohanji, he by his hand only told to get out.