India Satire: Manmohan Singh met Zardari discussed on how to curb leakage issues in both the countries

Pakistan offers plumbing help to India

Rising leakage issue in government documents was the main point between India's Prime Minister and Pakistan's President Asif Ali Zardari. Along with the leakage issue, both the senior leaders discussed on recent movies, foreign trips and Pakistan's rising tension with China on border issue.

Manmohan Singh, who hosted the meeting with Zardari raised the concerns over leakages of government documents in both the countries which raises tensions between and among the country's charming leaders. While Zardari acknowledged that both the countries should cooperate with each other, he asked India should to allow Pakistani plumbers to migrate freely between the countries and improve each other's plumbing lines and stop leakages. Politicians in both the countries are marred by rising leakage of government documents, which is just looting their shame among the wide population in both the countries.

Foreign secretary Ranjan Mathai, while briefing newspersons after the meeting said "Both the leaders reached at the consensus that the leakages of government documents should be stopped."

Mathai told reporters that Zardari accepted that his blood pressure went up from average 100-78 to 180-110 levels since Memogate saga.

Zardari was seen saying Manmohan "Fu*k man, life was really irritating. I really couldn't enjoy good comedy Bollywood flicks after that letter was leaked."

Manmohan gave him few tips how to sleep 10-12 hours even after immense amount of stress and tension. Manmohan told Zardari "You should adopt a holy mom like Soniaji who would be always there to take your tensions and stress on herself."

Zardari and Manmohan also talked over recent Bollywood movies which include Housefull 2 and Agent Vinod. While Zardari appreciated that Agent Vinod is a big step of India to curb terrorism and tension among the countries, efforts should more frequent than occasional.

Mathai said "Zardari told Manmohanji that movies like Agent Vinod which gives true picture about Pakistan are very rare in India and there is a big gap between Main Hoon na and Agent Vinod. Therefore, India should increase its efforts to curtail terrorism."

"Zardari also appreciated Housefull 2 which was considered as one of the best comedy flicks in India and asked Manmohan whether he watched that movie," said Mathai.

Manmohan said Zardari "Last time I watched Dilip Kumar's Bairaag which so funny and hilarious that since then I stopped watching movies. Nothing made me laugh after watching that movie." Zardari also agreed with Manmohanji on Bairaag issue, informed Mathai.

Zardari's meeting with Agent Vinod

Asif Ali Zardari met India's Agent Vinod, Saif Ali Khan and discussed about many issues such as corporate terrorism, Kareena Kapoor and his uncle Hafiz Saeed.

Zardari said "The meeting with Agent Vinod was very productive. We advised each other on improving infrastructure to stop corporate terrorism. I also congratulated him for bringing the real issue on the table. I also told him that Pakistan will always help India's RAW in tapping corporates."

Zardari also handed over to him a list comprising 25 corporate honchos which are suspected to use bomb-blasts to short sell equities. Agent Vinod also committed him that he will cooperate with Pakistan in curbing corporate terrorism by taking firm steps.