Congress Party offered Rahul Dravid to join politics, contest polls in 2014

The great wall may defend party and Rahul Baba in the upcoming elections

Cricket's greatest wall and most dependable player for India, Rahul Dravid has taken a decision to retire from all forms of cricket, a seriously tough one. While everybody from cricketing circles wished all the best to Rahul and also told that cricketing world will miss him, Congress Party decided to contest 2014 poll in Centre and State with Rahu Dravid.

"Yea, that's right! Our emergency meeting decided to convert Rahul's publicity into Party's gains and therefore offered Rahul a respectable position," said Manish Tewari, party spokesperson.

Manish told media "While Madamji want him to support Congress Party in such a crisis situation, it will be upto him whether or not he should join Congress Party."

"I agree with whatever Manish said. These are not his personal views and views of entire party. This is ideal age for Rahul Appa to start his career in politics with a senior colleague like Rahul Baba. I would like to invite Rahul to work with us," said Party head mentor, Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha).

Diggy Chacha said "Rahul Dravid was a great wall for Indian Cricket. Now he can work for Congress Party part/full time to defend it in 2014 elections."

Diggy Chacha said "Congress lacks defensive batsmen. Now, if we consider that I am Sachin Tendulkar of Congress Party, who is very aggressive, we don't have actual Rahul Dravid to defend party in crisis situation. Plus these days I lack motivation to defend also and therefore I myself suggested Madamji to invite Rahul which she happily approved. This great wall of Rahul Dravid will protect our Rahul Baba."

While Rahul Dravid rejected that he got any such kind of proposal, he said "I would decide what to do whenever I read entire offer and my jobscope. Few years back, I was really pissed off of doing wicket-keeping, batting, fielding, captainship and many more roles in one package and if some political party is going to offer me multi-tasking, I am not interested."

On this occassion, Salman Khurshid said "This decision shows Congress Party's 'never say die' approach. Please pardon me Election Commissioner, but I recommend 9% quota for Indian Cricketers in the Indian governance system."

There are talks that Ravi Shastri is under going a training to become political leader. In its first phase he is trained to be criticized and made fun from all over the world. When DCFC reporter asked Diggy Chacha whether there is any scope that Ravi Shastri can also join Congress Party, he said "There is no scope for RSS (Ravi Shastri's strokes) in Congress Party."

However, ocassion was little confusing for Rahul Baba who love to know who is Rahul Dravid. So confused Rahul Baba asked Diggy Chacha infront of all reporters "Who is Rahul Dravid? Is he aam admi? or Does he play Football in any of India's sports club?"

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