According
to political sources, a series of telephonic calls and confidential meetings at
general secretary and spokesperson levels between Congress and BJP are revealed
to understand exactly whom Arvind Kejriwal and his party represents.
"Many
tier II and III level leaders between Congress and BJP are meeting to
understand exactly whom Kejriwal is representing," said a source that was
cleaning floors between one of such meeting. He requested to keep his identity
anonymous.
The
cleaner said that leaders of both the parties are now confused whom this guy is
representing. While earlier he was cracking on Congress Party everybody,
including BJP was thinking that it was on their side. But when he alleged Nitin
Gadkari, leaders started thinking that he was representing corporates. However,
now after Mukesh Ambani parties are now confused whom exactly he is representing.
After
accepting a 1000 rupees note from India Satire Political correspondent, the
cleaner said "I was there in one meeting and listened very carefully the
conversation between Congress Party leader Janardhan Dwivedi and BJP leader
Mukhtar Abbas Naqvi who met yesterday night for discussing the actual agenda of
Arvind Kejriwal."
Transcript of their conversation
Naqvi: Boss, tell Kejriwal
now stop chasing us. Nitinji has already lost 25 kgs of his weight thinking
that in jail he would have to develop a bad eating habit. While we both are
friends behind the scene, why are you asking Kejriwal to chase us? Tell him to
follow Mamata, Mayawati and Mulayam.
Dwivedi: Oh what shit are
you talking about? We think you kept him behind us just to losen the pants of
our fatty leaders. Whatever damage he had done was much more than you. Ambaniji
yesterday called me asking to take Kejriwal's resignation from Law Ministry.
What would I say him now? That he was not our law minister but law minister of
BJP.
Naqvi: WTF! He never
represents us. Look at our heaviest leader now he has became weakest one. Its
because you that puts in front of us as shell leader.
Dwivedi: Oh if he doesn't
represent you and not even us, then whom he represent? Now we have already
shared equally the corporate funding and foreign investment between us who
would have sent him to destroy us? He is trying to damage our unity.
Both stared at Samajawadi Party's speaker,
general secretary, party worker, cleaner and everything Mulayam Singh Yadav,
who saw at both of them with awe.
Dwivedi: Mulayam, is that
you? Did you forget how CBI spanked you in your office when you said you would
support Mamata? So you arranged him as your co-worker with different identity. (Dwivedi calls Soniaji's number. 'Madamji
it's Mulayam who asked Kejriwal to follow us')
Mulayam: Oh Dwivedi! It's
not me. I am very happy cleaning house at Janpath. I have never told him.
Dwivedi: Dude! I am going to
ask CBI to open the file number 420.
Mulayam: Oh I beg, I never
asked him to go behind you. You tell me how would you trust me?
Dwivedi called Madamji again
Dwivedi: Ok Mulayam! We will
try to trust you. Just do few things. That your friend what is his name, yea
Amar Singh, he helped us winning support at the time of passing Nuclear bill
and Salman Khurshid has some small case behind him. Give me the status.
Naqvi: Also Jaitlyji likes
to see Amitabh and Jayaji's movies so some cases regarding frauds are still
pending I believe.
Mulayam: Oh that is a small
work. Please wait.
A phone from Mulayam rang
Mulayam: Akhilesh, (murmur)
Mulayam: Everything is fine
now, I am going to slap a case against Kejriwal. For the time being other guys
are clean now.
(Disclaimer: The above news mentioned is totally
fake and fictitious and the names representing in the story are not really
connected to real life.)
