Trashing
popular notion that they are rivals, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney confirmed
that they feel like they are damn good friends like ass and asshole. To
demonstrate their friendliness they spitted on each other.
"Guys,
we actually proclaim as rival on the stage of US Presidency elections. But
inside we are friends and admirers of each other and we have heavy bondage for
each other," said US President Barack Obama who kept his hand on Romney's
waist and told him to come closer so that they could demonstrate their love and
affection to each other.
Both the
Presidential candidates are going through a rigorous test of elections today.
"Results
really don't matter we will remain as best friends and mostly whenever we will
meet next time onwards we will hug and caress each other. It is damn fucking
ass holes US civillians are that we have to portray them as enemies," said
US President candidate Mitt Romney.
There
after they demonstrated their love and affection by spitting thrice on each
other while making grrrrr sound.