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TOP STORIES OF THE DAY

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India Satire introduces top stories of the day article. These will involve today's stories from Google News and the utter nonsense unreal stories by India Satire.

Top Headlines

Rahul Gandhi decided to have tea (national drink) tomorrow morning instead of Bournvita, Mummy gave him the permission under Diggy Chacha's observation

Chacha Digvijay Singh said that he never meet RSS guys thrashing claims of MP speaker calling him a "terrorist"‎

Pranabda loves rasagulla and Bengali sweets, however, he confirmed that rise in milk product prices is not because of his consumption

Mamata Banerjee plans to give rest to her tounge for a week, but when? not yet confirmed; Congress is holding its breath till the announcement

S&P downgraded India, Moody's downgraded S&P for downgrading India

Citigroup buys Mumbai property for Rs 985 crore; following the norm of 60% white and 40% black

Apple growth hinges on China, new devices; however, no plans to sell China manufactured products in US markets

US urges restraint by nuclear capable nations; Iran, North Korea not included, definitely

Anil Kapoor: I'm very confident about myself as an actor; in talks with Hollywood director to increase the duration of his role from 3 minutes to 4.5 minutes

Einstein was world's worst husband: Book; research found that he didn't respect his mother-in-law and chooses to use ear-bags when she starts talking

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