RESEARCH AND STUDIES
Chewing and Munching tooth shows height of intellectualism - Experts
India
Satire finally found the reason why the hell Mahesh Bhatt looks like chewing
something while talking. After intense investigation and detailed research, the
India Satire research team finally found that Mahesh Bhatt chews Pan Masala of
a private brand, a kind of sweet supari all the time.
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| Mahesh Bhatt without talking anything |
Ram Kisan said "U Mahesh saab kaa roj
Rajanigandha Paan Masala laagat hai. Ukaa jab bhi sochnaa hot hai tab wo u
masala khaat hai. Jab bhi hum kaa daatnaa hot hai tabaiy bhi unkaa laagat
hai."
However, India Satire didn't take Ram Kisan's
words at face value and did its intensive research, findings of which are quite
astonishing.
While going through old and new videos Mahesh
Bhatt, India Satire found that he has a habit to talk like chewing his own tooth,
which just not only portray him as an intellectual and studied the topic quite
carefully but also he and only he has fuc*ing authority of talking on that
topic. While India Satire was quite amazed with Mahesh Bhatt's authoritative
skills over any of single or multiple topics in the world which include from why
Congo women have all the rights to remain nude to why India has no guts
to watch porno movies. He also talked authoritatively on why should and
shouldn't Anna Hazare talks on film industry's corruption.
India Satire along with other news media
people was working on the reason how he can talk so authoritatively our first
finding was shocking. Mahesh Bhatt talks so authoritatively because whatever he
says is by munching his own tooth so harshly that everybody feels he is talking
something significant and intellectual. On that basis, India Satire got a very
good direction.
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| Mahesh Bhatt munching his own tooth - Zoom View |
After getting preliminary direction, India
Satire started searching to find out two things. First, was it natural for
Mahesh Bhatt munching, cracking, crunching and chewing his own tooth or did he
use some bit of external supplement for doing this exercise. Second was what
helped him to keep his tooth so strong and powerful despite so much of
humiliation.
While India Satire correspondent kept close
watch on Mahesh Bhatt's routine, the correspondent also asked private detective
recommended by renowned CID Dayanand Shetty to find out the actual reason.
After Ram Kisan's statement, India Satire took Mahesh Bhatt's recent and
historical photographs to reveal the truth and found out that he just uses
external supplement to easily chew, munch and masticate his own words so that
world can identify him as talking authoritatively and seriously.
Findings also revealed that Mahesh Bhatt
chewing pan masala helped him maintain his tooth colorful, strong and healthy
also. Many experts also say that chewing tooth shows height of intellectualism.
When India Satire correspondent called Mahesh
Bhatt, he denied everything and told that munching his own teeth
is out of
natural habit. But he warned his fans of doing this exercise often requires
high expertise and it is not for everybody.
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| Various expressions of Mahesh Bhatt, munching his mouth sharply and expressing his own personal views |
Colgate, a renowned toothpaste manufacturer
had contacted India Satire for transferring the rights the patent to the
company so that it would bring Pan Supari Toothpaste to improve health of tooth
of Indians.
Colgate's chairman Mukul Deoras said
"Colgate is already recommended by 95% dentists in India. Pan Supari
Toothpaste will surely bring that to 99%. We shall also unveil a market of huge
population which eats pan masala and pan supari."
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