India's problem solver as like Uday Chopra in Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai (faces also resembles each other) Pranab Mukherjee (Pronobda) had taken a major step today to end the controversy of 2G note. He sacked his office's garbage collector Mr. Ramdev Chacha.
"Nobody knows who is behind Ramdev Chacha. Diggy Chacha believes it must be RSS which used Ramdev Chacha for bugging in Pronobda's office," said a Ashok Pandey, Clerk of Pronobda's office.
Pronobda confirmed the situation. He said "Hou mosh embaroshment I faced you don't know. Moy woife, Madamji no body wonted to tok to me. Evon Diggy storted kidding me. I told Romdev to leave the hoffice immediately. My frasttrashan was reflected thru shtock morket decline. Evon Shubba wosh ashking me to increash intorest rates to show his angor."
Ramdev Chacha said "Hamka kaauno baat malum naahi hai (I don't know anything). Ham anpadh aur ganwaar aadmi kyaa kar sakat hai? (What an illiterate man like me can do?) Hamka India ke law aur Constitution pe puraa bharosaa hai aur hum ladoonga apne hak ke liye anshan bhi karunga (I believe in India's legal and constitutional process and for my right I will fight and prepare for Anna like fast). Unhone hamkaa pension bhi naahi offer kiya (He didn't offer me pension either). Ham Rahul Baba ke paas jaaunga wo aam aadmi ke akele netaa hai (I will go to Rahul Baba who is only common man's icon in India)."
One senior BJP leader said "Pronobda is trying to hide behind a common man. We wholeheartedly support Ramdev Chacha in his fight."