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Thursday 15 September 2011

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Behenji plans Hathiyatra to answer Congress’ conspiracy "wikileaks"

In line with many yatras such as Rahul Baba's padyatra, BJP's rathyatra all over India against corruption, SP's cycle rathyatra in UP against UP corruption, famous for sandalism, Mayawatiji (Behenji) plans a hathiyatra all over UP.

The yatra will finish 1 month before UP elections. "Uttar Pardes aur India me sab jagah Congress aur BJP ke Manuwaadiyone mujh jaise garib dalito ko pareshaan kiya hai. This yatra is to answer their conspiracies against me. Congress has appointed manuwadi Wikileak chief to relinquish me and therefore all dalits from UP. This hathiyatra will answer them in a right way," Behenji informed reporters.


When asked that is this hathiyatra in line with cycle rathyatra of Akhilesh Yadav, Mulayam Singh's son, she said that is all political drama and there is no corruption in UP in her term. She said that she was not really worried about Uttar Pardes as it has already become a progressive state in India and therefore chose to devote all the time to stay on hathi till the elections began. She will cover all the assembly constituencies in UP and if necessary in other states before the respective elections.

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