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Congress never bowed down in front of militants said Rahul Baba

Hot favorite of media and the most famous political celebrity in India, Diggy Chacha's proud Shishya, Rahul Gandhi (Rahul Baba) attacked on the saffron brigade and advised them to introspect before pointing an accusatory finger.

On a two-day tour to Purvanchal to push the Youth Congress membership drive, Rahul on Thursday told a gathering at Mau "My father and my grandmother were killed by the militants. I very well understand the militants. There are people who make militancy a political agenda but our party never does that," said Rahul Baba.


One columnist of DCFC said in reference to the above statement said militancy is not a political agenda but should be on the national agenda of the government as like it should be corruption as well. However, the government seems to be hardly interested. And everybody knows that Baba and even the nation lost precious lives of his father and grandmother but what efforts his government had taken to save the lives of ordinary people of India. Or shall we forget all the attacks on India just because of his emotional talks. He further said "it's really unfortunate that Congress even today don't understand that nation first and their leaders and party next."


Baba further slammed the opposition party for releasing three militants Mushtaq Ahmed Zargar, Ahmed Omar Saeed Sheikh and Maulana Masood Azhar in exchange for Indian passengers when militants had hijacked IC 814 Indian Airlines Airbus A300 en route from Tribhuvan International Airport in Kathmandu to Indira Gandhi International Airport (Delhi, India) on December 24, 1999.


"They (NDA government) released the deadliest militant from the jail and that militant attacked Mumbai and today those people are lecturing us on militancy. We never bow down in front of anybody as they do. We understand militancy very well and we fight against the militants," said Baba.


The columnist said that nobody told you that you bowed down in front of anybody because everybody knows it neither NDA and nor UPA did anything against terrorism.


However, Rahul Baba forgot to maintain what the Congress party had done over last few years to stop the terror attack and to pressurize Pakistan to send all the militants and mafias. Also, he didn't maintain the achievements of Manmohan Singh government towards improving India's intelligence (no not Congress' intelligence) and neither had he given the detailed calculation sheet of his statement that Manmohanji had stopped 99% attack. One Congress party spokesman said that Diggy Chacha is working out how the 99% stopped attacks were from Pakistan and 1% that couldn't stopped was of RSS funded.


Rahul Baba continued his Digvijay Yatra (no not Diggy Yatra) and again attacked Mayawati scathing criticism of scam and swindling during Mayaraj, which he categorically declared would have brought down the state government in a Congress-ruled state. However, Behenji took the saga seriously and the UP government has requested the Comptroller and Auditor General (CAG) of India to conduct a special financial audit of the programme to understand how do this scam happened which was not tracked over last 4 years? Chief Secretary Anoop Mishra said it would "make the picture clear'' in the matter involving alleged financial irregularities in the implementation of NRHM. "Several things are being said now," he said.


The main problem, which the state faced today, Rahul said was corruption duly supported by the government. "Till it was brought under check, UP would continue to be laggard in the development index," he said. However, he ignored the question raised by a media person that Diggy Chacha said Kalmadi and Chavan are innocent as saying the topic is irrelevant here. DCFC reporter asked him the UP government may say that 99% corruption it has already stopped and 1% is remaining. Answering this question, Rahul Baba wittily said "every word, sentence and subject is copyrighted by us and UP government can't use it."

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