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| Govt to import Sparta like shields for its citizens |
Government will also issue shields
to citizens to secure themselves
Fucked up by different riots and thereby
rising work pressure led to Indian ministers announced a special course of how
to defend oneself from a riot or some stupid violence. This course will be a 5
years compulsory, non-negotiable and non-transferable course for the schooling
children and will be implemented along with Right To Education Law.
"It
will be a Right to Defend from Riot Law and will be compulsory for everybody
under the age 5. We shall teach a man of the age of 5 years to 10 years how to
defend when somebody comes to you with stones, bullets, kerosene wrappers and
different other arms and ammunitions such as chopper etc," said India
Education and HRD Minister Kapil Sibal.
He said
"I am fucked up yaar because of these routine riots. Everyday, I am losing
at least 5-6 hairs from my head. Life sucks yaar. How much work I would do?
Looking at my hectic life Sushil Kumar Shinde told me to just implement this
idea from schooling itself so that whatever 4-5 hair are remaining on his head
will remain over there."
Sushil
Kumar Shinde also confirmed the development and told that he was really glad
that if such course implemented in India it would become riot free within years
as like it became polio free.
"Guys,
see I don't want to take some stupid responsibilities of the inefficiency of a
small constable. If he doesn't carry his gun properly then what the fucking
thing I do. See this is a serious issue and not kiddish one. Also these people
who do riots are like my brothers and therefore people themselves have to grow
up and have to defend themselves. We are also planning to launch a package of
free shields for BPL category and 20% discount to above poverty line category
so that they would defend themselves from stone pelting," told Shinde to
India Satire.
He said
"See I don't have habit to work in a hectic schedule. Just have a bit of
fun at work and a lot of rest so makes me feel happy and funny to. So these
kind of stupid things make me think how to approach new and new innovative ways
to tackle. This is an innovative way. Take a kid at the 5 years of age tell him
how he can save himself from riots. A real rigorous course and make him a great
defender. But as in India everybody is my sister and brother, they can't
attack."
Mumbai
citizens are very happy with the decisions that they are going to get shields
to secure themselves from Hindu attack, Muslim attack, immigrant attack and any
other attack that can come future.
Harsh
Baweja, a college student said "Yea funny idea, I will wear Batman like
coat. Also they can give us some sparta like shields. Wow how would it look
when the packed train will have everybody shielded?"
