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Toilet seat has no body to adopt after Planning Commission in humanely thrown out for costly and premium seat
India Satire Correspondent received a leaked photograph of a pink colour toilet seat which was lying on the street opposite to Planning Commission's office. Sources said that it was the same seat which was used by Planning Commission top notch Montek Singh Ahulwalia. The condition of the seat is totally unwell and requires some attention and surgery from the Planning Commission officials.
"It is ridiculous. How can Monty do to this to a poor toilet seat to just want to sit on a seat with cushion and a proper high tech sound system. I know few people can't finish the things if they don't listen to music but besides careless attitude towards old toilet seat and also spending Rs 35 lakhs on just an upgradation is totally intolerable. People who don't have facility to listen the songs while doing, they themselves become singers," said Ms Aruna Roy, Member of National Advisory Council (NAC) "He should show at least a bit of humanity."
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| Toilet Seat on the streets of Planning Commission office after the officials chose premium to it |
A street smarter on the Planning Commission street, Dhinchak Nandu who is planning to use the seat also knew the emotional saga of the seat.
"For many days, it was lying here just nobody had anything to do with. I thought I should use it. However, just a couple of days back I came to know that it was from an esteemed place of the Planning Commission Headquarter," Nandu told India Satire Correspondent.
